
Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth
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- Year:
- 2013
- 90 min
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# Say what?
# A whole lot
of superstars #
# On this stage
here tonight #
# But I want y'all
to know one thing #
# This is my house
# And when I say,
"Whose house?" #
# Y'all know
what time it is #
# Whose house?
# Run's house
# Once again, my friend,
not a trend for then #
# They said rap was crap,
but never had this band #
# Till the ruler came
with a cooler name #
# Made you dance and prance
# Name is Run, my son,
number one for fun #
# Not a gun that's done
and get done by none #
# The other act, in fact,
is just whack I kill #
- # Why? - # It's fun, my son,
and Run heads the bill #
# Whose house?
# Run's house.
( applause )
Nat King Cole:
# There was a boy
# A very strange,
enchanted boy #
# They say he wandered
very far #
# Very far
# Over land and sea
# A little shy
# And sad of eye
# But very wise
# Was he
# And then one day
# A magic day
he passed my way #
# And while we spoke
of many things #
# Fools and kings
# This he said to me
# The greatest thing
# You'll ever learn
# Is just to love
# And be loved
# In return.
Thank you for coming out tonight
and welcome to my living room.
( applause )
This is gonna be
interesting.
This is gonna be a fun night,
I can see.
I know many of you
are probably wondering,
"What the hell
up here onstage
tonight," right?
And, frankly, I'm wondering
the same thing, too.
As you know, the name of my
show is "The Undisputed Truth. "
I personally wanted
to name it
"Boxing, Bitches,
and Lawsuits... Plus a Baby. "
You know?
But my wife and attorney,
they absolutely freaked
and I couldn't go
that way.
But, you know,
life is great.
You know, I really
I'm just very grateful that
life has come full circle for me.
Many of you may remember
I'm the guy
that used to knock motherfuckers
out in less than 30 seconds.
( cheering )
Thank you.
And I'll knock a motherfucker
out tonight, too,
if shit get out of...
I'm kidding.
No, I'm domesticated now
with kids.
Lawsuits.
But now I'm here in New
York City. My hometown.
At the Imperial Theatre
to entertain you all.
I actually did my show here on
Broadway last summer for the first time.
Many people thought this was my
first time on Broadway, but it wasn't.
Many years ago, though.
Many years ago.
I like to say that arrest was one
of those defining moments for me.
If I hadn't gotten arrested
on that particular night,
I wouldn't have went to that
Spofford Juvenile Detention Center.
And if I never went
to that detention center,
met my mentor.
If I never met my mentor,
of course,
youngest heavyweight champion
- in the history of boxing.
- ( cheering )
That's true.
So I really have to thank
that really nice New York City
police officer
that was kind enough to arrest that
badass black kid from Brooklyn, of course.
But New York
has changed a lot, huh?
Especially this whole
Broadway-Times Square area.
Like Disney World
up in this motherfucker.
I remember when
it looked like a war zone
for drug addicts, pimps,
and prostitutes.
You know, Koch was the mayor
then, of course.
And I couldn't walk down
the street
without a pervert
flashing his dick at me
or somebody trying
to sell me something.
Wanted that shit
and didn't even buy.
And this neighborhood
became a prime robbing location
for me
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