MicroSex Office

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Monday,

the most terrible day

for all commuters.

After a crazy Sunday indulging in

clubbing, drinking, cheering...

watching soccer, betting on soccer,

scoring goals,

not scoring goals, match fixing...

gambling on horses,

throwing races, watching races,

winning, long shots upsetting favourites...

Wild sex... dragging, pulling, beating...

eating, drinking,

pouring things down their throats...

swaying, shaking, singing, crying, laughing...

playing mahjong, winning mahjong!

How can they not act like zombies

and walk with a limp...

when going to work.

My name is Tarzan.

I work for Mui Fah Yeow,

a classic ointment company

The characteristics of this company are...

no profit, no morale, no future...

and worst of all

no chicks.

That's why all along, I've been bored,

Very bored, very bored, very bored...

Right, that's it

Get off

Be quick

Pal, you bored too?

So am I.

Really?

Can you help me?

Hello! Everybody!

I'm Tarzan's brain.

At this point,

I have to do some explanation for him.

Tarzan is suffering from intermittent...

irregular, hyper allergy

of the autonomic muscular spongy tissues.

And he will get aroused for no reason

He's been deadly bored, that's why...

Pervert!

I'm Heidi.

I work for Mui Fah Yeow too.

I do take the bus for going to work.

It's damn boring in the bus.

Those sitting next to you are not real men.

Look at this one,

now look at that one.

So every day, I have been longing

for a real man to screw me...

Screw me, torture me and get me wet...

What?! Can't I dream?

No... No... No...

Hi, my name is Rachel.

I'm here for the interview as

Marketing Assistant.

Hello! I'm the Marketing Manager here.

My name is Ben, you can call me Mr. Chow.

Ben Chow?

So cute!

Okay, can you tell me

why you applied for this post?

Coz' my uncle told me that...

I should start working from the grass roots.

It can broaden my...

mind.

Is it funny.

Pretty funny...

That's why I chose to start

at a less promising company

I see

Tell me why we should employ you?

Coz' So Man Fung is my uncle.

He told me that my cleavage is nice.

Look.

Yes

It's so sexy.

Well, if a customer tries to file a complaint

and your boss is on a business trip,

his secretary is crying

coz her boyfriend just dumped her.

And even the toilet is stuck.

As a Marketing Assistant,

what would you do?

I will take sick leave.

If you did, what would happen to the company?

If a customer could file a complaint,

my boss could go for business trip,

his secretary could cry and

the toilet could be stuck,

then I should be entitled to take sick leave.

Well, let me tell you our rules.

In our company, we work from

Every Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

and Saturday

Starting from 9:
00 a. m. Every morning

to around 6

We don't have long or short weeks.

There would be no allowance,

no double-pay and no bonus.

And most importantly, our probation period is

you will be a contract staff for

OK:

Welcome to Mui Fah Yeow!

Thank you.

Alright, just find a place to sit down.

There are many work stations here,

you can either sit

Here. Or...

Here... Or even

Sit here.

Okay, I will sit here.

Okay, it's done.

Thank you. You are so sweet.

I'm Ben Chow's conscience.

Ben has been working

in Mui Fah Yeow for over 20 years.

He is mean, irresponsible...

He likes sexually harassing female colleagues

and kissing asses.

What are his shortcomings?

So obvious.

Is he a good guy or not?

I am his conscience,

my colour is the best indication of his heart.

Big Auntie!

Ben Chow, what is it?

Ben Chow, you are so cute.

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