Mickey Virus Page #3

So, what's the outcome?

Tracking hackers was quite tricky sir.

I tried to track the

trailes of both the dead hackers.

But, couldn't find a clue about"

..why they came to Delhi?

Who called them?

What was their motive?

Sir, I suggest"

- Io, no. Don't suggest anything.

Get going. I can guess

the rest from your face.

In all you failed to score, right.

Come on, get going.

Go, Q0, go'

Don't jump off!

Take the stairs down!

Sir, they can't even find their way.

Sir, it's not their cup of tea.

They can't even hold their pants up.

Their pants keep slipping down..

"and, their

undenlvear keeps coming out!

They're good-for-nothing.

- Sir.

Sir.

This is Mickey the Virus' history.

These days this slimy bastard"

"been playing games under

the avatar of Kun-fu Chameli.

Shut your crap, Chutney.

It'll only take you five minutes.

Take your Goddamn

scooter and get here.

lam a super hacker.

And my mom sent me

out to buy vegetables.

Life was busy, handling

mom's store by the day..'

'..and creating fake viruses

for the antivirus companies.'

Oh, come on. - 'That's how I came

at Govindpuri vegetable market.'

'Where I met that knockout-beauty.

0h, my!

I wish I had read Mills and Boons..

..in my childhood instead

of Milli and Babloo comics!

What do you want?

Gourd. 1 he.

This is a vegetable market,

not a milk booth.

We sell by the kilo.

- So, what?

How much for it?

- 50 Rs a kilo.

Shall I out it or

will you eat it here?

50 Rs? You're ripping us.

It costs only 10 Rs.

It's the wedding season.

Sweetmeats are the

delicacy of the season.

Wedding season!

That's a great season!

Io. It's too expensive.

- Right.

It's too expensive. That's not done.

You're selling it at a high rate.

You can't sell

something worth 10, for 50.

It's too expensive.

Do you want to buy it or

are you just looking around.

Oye your vegetable has

made me a vegetable!

Bird watching again, you pervert!

Chutney!

Opportunity always hit poked, mailed,

spammed and liked me.

And, I kept waiting for

her to knock on my door.

This time I won't let her slip.

Are you listening?

- Yes.

Just upload the gourd!

Excuse me.

'When a gorgeous

girl's in front of you".

..then, there can

actually be a huge difference"

..between what you

think in your mind..

..and actually what you wanted to say.

'Stop wasting time on

thinking of a Facebook status.

'And think about the right

pickup line to impress her.'

'Ask her name.'

'Move your lips, idiot!'

Mickey, you should get

a kick on your bums.

Rascal. I've been

carrying that gourd around.

While you..

- To hell with the gourd.

Where did she go?

The original version

of my Kung-fu Chameli.

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