Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers

Synopsis: Best buddies Mickey, Donald, and Goofy are small-time janitors with big dreams of becoming Musketeers. Peg-Leg Pete, captain of the Musketeers, points out why they'll never make it: Donald is a coward, Goofy is a dim-wit, and Mickey is short. But things change when Princess Minnie demands Musketeer bodyguards when assassins, hired by Pete so he can be king, nearly drop a safe on her. Knowing real Musketeers are too-well trained, Pete hires Mickey, Donald, and Goofy, the clumsy janitors as Musketeers and Minnie's bodyguards.
Director(s): Donovan Cook
Production: Walt Disney Home Entertainment
  1 win & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
36%
G
Year:
2004
68 min
375 Views

Set dresser to the stage.

Check lights.

Hey, where's that turtle

with my narrator?

Singing, singing, singing,

singing all day long

When I'm singing, there is

nothing that is wrong

Musketeers, hey!

Talent to the set, please.

We're live in sixty seconds.

Sixty seconds!

Where's the narrator?

Monsieur Narrator.

Monsieur Narrator!

M-m-monsieur!

Monsieur, it is time!

Monsieur.

Pardonnez-moi.

But today is the day,

right, monsieur?

Because you promised

I can sing my songs...

about the musketeers,

right?

All for one...

But, monsieur,

you promised.

Oh, no, no.

No, no, no.

Monsieur. Monsieur.

Monsieur, wait!

Wait!

The stage is...

This way.

Let's have some quiet, people.

Five seconds to air.

Cue music. And... action!

What's that turtle doing?

Where's the narrator?

We're live.

Just go with it.

Hey, you. Don't just

sit there like a turtle.

Do something!

You 're on camera!

For crying out loud,

say something!

Allo.

Tell the story.

Today, I will tell you

the story of...

"The Three Musketeers"!

This is my favourite version...

the one with pictures.

And, of course, my songs.

Our story begins...

in the gutter...

where poor young street urchins

Mickey, Donald, and Goofy...

struggled to survive.

Zut alors! Bad guys.

Will anyone defend

these innocent children?

Anyone! Anyone! Anyone!

Well, anyone?

The royal musketeers!

Yes!

And after

the dust settles...

a kindly musketeer

gives Mickey a gift.

Don't worry, Mickey.

You 'll grow into it.

From that day on,

Mickey, Donald, and Goofy...

dreamed of being

great musketeers.

But as the years passed...

their dream was still

as far away as ever.

You see, before

their dream can come true...

our three heroes must learn

the real meaning...

of the musketeer creed...

all for one and one for all!

And I just happen to have

a song about this!

All for one, hey!

All for one

and one for all

Musketeers sing

All for one

and one for all

If you dare to

Cross our path,

prepare to fall

'Cause we'll fight you

All for one

and one for all

And all for one

and one for all

And all for one and all

So, if you think

you 'd care to

Kick some derriere, you

Know that as a musketeer,

you 'd be so fearsome

If you believe you 're manly

Come and join

our family

Soon we'll make sure

you 're a musketeer

Look at them, fellas.

That's gonna be us

out there someday.

I just know it.

I can't wait.

Yeah. Me, too.

All for one, all men of honour,

hear my call

Musketeers sing

all for one and one for all

All for one, hey,

all for one and one for all

All for one and all for one

and one for all

And all for one

and one for all

And all for one and all

All for one and one for all!

Yes, sir. Janitors today,

musketeers tomorrow.

Hey, my lucky musketeer hat.

Oh, thanks, boy.

Remember when the musketeers

gave me this hat, Pluto?

They even autographed it. See?

I can't wait to be

a great big hero.

Careful, Goofy.

Sorry, Mickey.

I can't wait to be

a musketeer, neither...

'cause I got

plenty of good ideas.

The musketeers can use

a clever fella like me.

Yipe!

Hey, Donald, how about you?

Are you kidding?

Musketeers need guys like me

that are brave!

Yeah, and they need guys

that are brave, too.

That's what I said...

brave.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Yes, sirree.

I've been looking forward

to this all month.

Maybe I can sand it out.

Almost...

A... I'm adorable,

B... I'm so beautiful

What?

Almost... got it.

I got it!

Goofy, look out!

Captain Pete.

Now listen, you yardsticks.

I am sick and tired

of your screw-ups.

You guys are hopeless.

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