Michael Moore in TrumpLand Page #3

if two gay people

want to get married,

let them be married.

You don't want to be gay,

trust me, you wont like it.

Alright?

It won't, it won't feel

good, it won't look good.

(audience laughs)

I'm convinced that will

end up in gay divorce,

which isn't even legal yet!

They only legalized

gay marriage.

They forgot to

legalize gay divorce!

I don't even know

what that looks like!

(audience laughs)

So I met one of the

five Democrats in town.

(audience laughs)

And he comes up to me yesterday

and he goes, "Mike, Mike,

we got to do something

"about the millennials.

"They're, they're not gonna

vote, they're not voting.

"What are we gonna do

about the millennials?"

And I said, "Well, nothing.

"We already did something,

we raised them."

That was a lot.

We raised this generation,

my generation did, right?

We raised you, those of you

who are millennials in here.

And you turned out,

I think, pretty good.

I think your generation is, yes.

(audience applauds)

You're smart.

You come over and change

the ink cartridges

for us in our printers.

(audience laughs)

When we can't get our device

to work, we call you up

and you explain to us

how to turn it off,

then turn it back on,

and it magically works

again every time.

And you're not haters.

This is a generation

of non-haters.

Have you noticed that?

I mean really the majority,

(audience applauds)

the majority of

18 to 35 year olds

are, you know, they

don't hate people

because of their skin color,

or because they're in love

with someone of

their same gender.

I don't see it and it

makes me feel really good

that we did something right.

So I said to this guy, I

said, "Really, I don't,

"I don't think it's on us

to do something about them.

"Because they didn't

create climate change,

"they didn't send

the troops to Iraq.

"You know, millennials

didn't cause

"the Wall Street collapse.

"Why is it on them to fix our

"shitty situation that

we've handed them?"

I mean seriously.

I mean.

I mean, there's something

about when you're that age

and you're rebellious, and

I want you to be that way.

I don't want you compromising.

You got plenty of time in

the real world to compromise.

The rest of your life

you'll have plenty

of time to compromise

and be in some shitty

job that you can't stand,

you know, to be in

some loveless marriage,

why be that way at 19?

Just don't compromise,

but also understand too,

that sometimes,

sometimes we have to take

some medicine to get better.

And taking medicine isn't

really a compromise,

it's a smart thing to do.

So you'll know what to do.

It's not the kids

I'm worried about.

The kids are alright.

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