Mere Dad Ki Maruti Page #2

Son, in reality I would

much rather break your head..

...but I'll make do

using a coconut instead.

Do us a favor, go get lost somewhere.

Dad, for crying out loud,

please put your jokes on shuffle.

Check on your weight first, your

tummy is increasing day by day.

Bloody idiot!

Thank you, thank you!

Wow Dad! New Maruti Ertiga.

And that too, top end! Is this ours?

No, no, I bought it

for our neighbours!

Aww, Dad! I always misjudged you.

Silly. Don't touch the car.

Step away from it.

Come on, dad, if I step away

from the car how will I drive?

It's obviously not that automatic.

Don't play dumb you

planet of the apes!

I haven't bought this car

for your loafing around!

This is a wedding present for my

daughter and my future son-in-law.

What! This car is

for Raj? Is he serious?

Mom he is so un-cool, he doesn't

even know where the Gehri route is!

Hey, did you know, our very first

car was a small little Maruti 800.

So? - We brought Tanvi and you

home from the hospital in it...

Then on our 10th anniversary I

gave my wife Shalu a Maruti Swift.

Remember, Shalu?

- Of course I remember!

And now for Tanvi's wedding

I am giving Raj and Tanvi..

...this beautiful Maruti Ertiga.

Isn't it great!

I can't believe you guys!

I'm obviously not your son. Have

you ever given me a cycle even?

First, grow up! Become a man.

Then let's see if

you deserve anything.

Okay, Dad fine. I will never

forget this day. Just wait and watch.

One day I'll line up cars in front

of you. You just wait and watch.

Are you planning on

working in the Maruti showroom?

Dad! Daddy!

Wow, new car.

Wow.

Why is your network down today?

Tej has bought a new car.

Tej?

Really? Like seriously?

Yes. He's bought a red Ertiga,

fully loaded.

Then why are we in a rickshaw, dude?

Because that car is not for me!

What? Who is it for then?

The one Tej loves the most, and

wishes that I were more like him!

For Raj?

My whole life everyone has

wanted me to be more like Raj.

Gattu bro, had I been

like that loser Raj,

the car would have been mine!

Do you think I look cool in

this rickshaw? - Hell, no!

No wonder Jasleen never looks at me!

Dude, she never looks at you anyway!

You've been window-shopping for

a year and feeling sentimental.

She doesn't even know your name.

Gattu, only a monkey can climb

a tree and that monkey is me.

Yeah, right!

- Stop talking sh*t.

Daljit, that builder!

I'll slide and unlock him one day.

Flies enter his mouth,

whenever he opens it.

I wonder what Jasleen sees in him!

He has a sports car, dude.

And Raj has an Ertiga.

Why do all these

undeserving people in..

...the world get the

best things in life?

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