Mercy Page #3

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- Whatever.

- And for the record,

she's a nice girl.

And after

she's had her drink-

which I'm sure you assured her

was all you wanted her to have-

she's gonna leave.

- You wanna bet?

- Yes.

- What?

- Make it a 50.

- What do you know?

- She's a nice Christian girl.

- Ha!

Really?

Okay, make it $100.

- Bet.

- You, come with me.

Get up.

Come on.

Put that down.

You don't need that ever again.

Come on.

Really?

- Careful.

- Ow.

- Unacceptable.

- Christian...

- Gonna find you

some happiness.

- Bye, Erik.

- You're placing bets on

my friend getting laid or not?

What's the matter with you?

- He's not getting laid.

- You're a filthy,

naughty girl.

- You are a filthy,

naughty boy.

- Is that right?

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- I don't want to.

Johnny, I don't want this.

- Listen.

You are in no condition

to know what it is

you want right now.

- Yuh-huh.

I want a drink.

- All right,

look at the brunette,

standing there all alone

just waiting for you.

- Oh, no, that's a Republican.

- F***ing conservative.

Okay, look at the two blondes.

Look at 'em.

- Those are lesbians.

- They are not lesbians.

Okay, we move on.

Look around.

There's got to be something

you like.

Come on.

- I want to get a drink.

- Would you stop with the drink?

Stop it.

Look.

What do we got?

What do we have?

- Uh, I'm gonna

go get a drink now, okay?

- Okay, yeah, go ahead.

I'll be down there in a minute.

- Really?

- Yeah, go ahead.

- All right.

- Down there in a minute.

- Loved the book.

- Okay, we can do the hiking

that I already talked about.

Then we'll just

catch a flick before.

- Yeah, that'll be good.

- I'll bring the dogs,

and, okay,

hopefully it's nice.

Hi.

- Hello.

- I think I'm gonna use

the little girls' room.

- Yeah.

I'll come with you, I think.

- Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

- Excuse me?

- Well, I just wanted to ask you

a couple questions.

- Okay.

And you are?

- I'm Johnny.

Johnny Ryan.

- And?

- Oh, um, no,

I just thought that, um...

- What?

You thought what?

- Well, this is sort of

my party.

- Oh, okay.

- I mean, it's not really

my party, per se.

The party is for me, so...

- Uh-huh.

- I'm sorry.

You are, um...

- Staying at the hotel.

- Right.

Right.

Makes sense.

- I'm gonna use the bathroom.

I'll be back.

- Okay.

Yeah, go ahead.

What was your question?

Sorry.

Questions.

- Okay, let's start over.

- Okay.

- Okay?

Because somehow

something went wrong.

I was just standing over there.

- Uh-huh.

- And I saw you.

And you are without a doubt

the most beautiful woman

I have ever seen

in my entire life.

So I'm coming over

to say hello.

Uh, I'm Johnny.

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