Mercenaries Page #5

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No, no, no, no, no.

You... You don't want this, eh?

These women, they're good

for housework only, eh?

They have, eh, disease.

Make your dick fall off.

Just a blow job, then.

I like this one.

Do you wanna give me a blow job?

I asked you a question!

Here's your f***ing answer.

Oh, sh*t! Americans.

Runner at 11 o'clock!

I got this.

Good shot.

Yeah.

It's Clay.

What's going on?

Encountered hostiles.

Our transport is out of commission.

We lost Vez and the contact.

Recommend we abort mission.

That's a negative.

I repeat... Our ride is sh*t-canned,

And we have no leads.

The mission is f***ed.

Strongly recommend we abort.

In less than 24 hours,

Care packages with bits

of the First Daughter

Is gonna start showing

up at Pennsylvania Avenue.

You're smart. Just find

another way to get in.

Use your feminine charms.

Charlie 2-3 out.

Looks like we're walking, ladies.

Talk about your sh*t-holes.

They haven't had a

functioning government

Since the Soviet Union.

One can hardly expect them

To maintain infrastructure.

Cool guns.

Thanks.

American, yeah?

Come to save us?

Not exactly.

I love America. You guys all have

The best stuff, the best

movies, even have same gun.

Hey, we got it, kid.

You don't look like Army.

We're not.

You're mercs, aren't you? I knew it.

I'm Lexi. You should

let me join up with you.

I'll help you, and then you bring me

Back to America with you. Deal?

Look, kid, we're not nice women.

We're not gonna have some fun adventure.

We gotta do some very bad

things to some very bad people,

And it's no place for a teenager.

I can take it.

I got skills to pay bills.

Hah! Hah!

Be gone, kid!

Was that really necessary?

Unless you want to be responsible

For that girl's life, yeah, it was.

Contact HQ.

Let Mona know that we

made our way into town.

I would have shot her ass.

Yeah, I know you would.

Oh, sh*t! My sat-phone.

Lexi! Lexi!

Ready or not, here I come!

Sh*t. You take the doors.

We meet around back.

Sh*t.

Oh, come on!

You guys are making this boring!

That cheeky little b*tch.

You almost had me.

Too bad I'm just too good for you.

I could have eaten for a month

With what I would have made from that.

We'd like to help,

but, uh, we need this.

That was some nice work, though.

So can I join up?

Go back to being a kid.

Okay, but you'll never

get into the Citadel,

Not without me.

That is why you're here, right?

Ulrika?

What do you know about it?

I know that ever since yesterday,

Security has been tighter than ever.

Something big is going on.

Ulrika's going to be very cautious.

Fortunately, I have an idea.

All right, kid. What do you got?

Every week, Ulrika sends

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