Men in Black 3 Page #4

at Cape Canaveral, Florida.

- Cape Canaveral.

- Agent K

received highest commendation

for heroic action,

including implementation

of the Arc Net Defense System

which protected the Earth

from Boglodite invasion

and led to the race's extinction.

Details.

Access restricted.

Excuse me? Clearance level

senior agent, class one. J.

Access denied.

What?

[WOMAN 3 SPEAKING

IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE OVER PA]

So why this sudden interest in

your partner's old exploits? Hm?

What happened between Boris and K?

That's easy.

K imprisoned Boris.

He put up the Arc Net.

He protected the Earth

from the Boglodites.

He did his job.

That's not what I'm asking.

Cape Canaveral, what happened?

Something that changed him.

Leave it at that.

Hm. So you two go way back, huh?

[COMPUTER BLEEPS]

That's classified.

A word of advice, Agent J.

Don't ask questions you don't

want to know the answer to.

That's funny.

That is exactly what K said.

He's a very wise man.

Take the rest of the night off.

[PHONE RINGING]

What?

Guess I owe you

some answers, hoss.

What, you're feeling chatty

all of a sudden?

I can't talk right now. I've got secret

cases of my own I'm working on.

I hate to tear you away

from your video game.

All right, I'm hanging up.

You know the most destructive force

in the universe?

Sugar?

Regret.

You don't have to wait. Just talk.

I promised you the secrets

of the universe. Nothing more.

So there's secrets out there

the universe don't know about?

[SIGHS]

[LINE DISCONNECTS]

[GUN POWERS UP]

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTING]

GIRL:

Mommy.

Can I help you?

Uh...

K?

5K.

Uh...

I'm sorry, is that chocolate milk?

Can I...? I'm so sorry.

I don't know what...

GIRL:

Mommy, the president is drinking

...my milk.

- Mmm.

I'm sorry.

He didn't say please.

- K get in yet?

- Who?

You new?

Very funny, Agent J.

J, everything you told me

yesterday, you were right as rain.

- Thank God for that 10-hour stakeout.

- Who are you?

Exactly. I feel like

a whole new man today.

Like this great weight has been lifted.

I've had anger issues my entire life,

but now I see I was mad at myself.

And my stepmom.

Sir, I'm gonna need you

to stop talking.

It's like I closed

this emotional window.

But I threw a brick

through that window.

Thank you for handing me

that brick, J.

Whoever you are, give me five feet

or I'll pluck you in your throat.

I'm gonna go

to the little Men's-in-Black room,

then we'll go find those morons

from Pox Ethera. Lunch is on me.

Who was that?

Double A? Your partner.

Uh, I need you to go get me some

chocolate milk, all right?

Just a really big glass.

Have you seen K?

Did he call in sick

or anything?

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