Men, Money & Gold Diggers Page #7

it can be done.

Think about Jay-Z,

huh?

Look, you take

care of the finances.

Me, I'll book the talent.

You mean booking yourself.

Yeah, yeah.

See, I told you I like her.

Or was that Sway?

Look, Damon, I didn't

put my money into this

for you to be a star.

We put our money together

so we can make stars, man.

Well, let's make Sway a star.

I'm telling you,

man, he is the one.

I feel it.

I feel him.

You know, like you say

you feel about Paisley,

only this is real.

You know what, you're wrong

for that, but you know what,

see, I've heard this a thousand

times before, Damon.

What are you talking about?

First it was the, uh,

Siamese twins boy band.

What were they called?

- Connected?

- They was hot.

They was just a

little before their time.

Then it was the gay,

blind country rapper.

- Boy Charles?

- Boy Charles.

How was I supposed to

know the brother was blind?

- And now it's you!

- No, now it's Sway.

And I'm telling you,

he got some skills.

The ladies will love it.

Damon, you took third place

in a talent showcase

with only one person in it.

Why you gotta bring that up?

I was just starting

to get over it.

I'm just saying, man,

you know, you get stage fright.

That's why I created Sway!

Look, when I'm him,

I ain't scared of nothing.

Cross this line, son,

I'll knock your ass out.

Man, take these

damn things off.

You know you can't fight.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I mean, that's brilliant.

The whole alter ego thing.

I mean, that could work.

Who's gonna pay for it?

Come on, man, give it a shot.

Look, let me perform at

your engagement party.

Now, if I'm wack, you

won't hear another word.

If I'm hot, you promise

to back me, huh?

That sounds fair to me.

Dedra?

But what do I know?

I'm just a little old assistant

and ain't nobody ringing

no wedding bells for me.

All right,

man, you can perform.

But look, don't you

mess this up.

Now can you please get

your schizophrenic butt

out of my office?

I've got to get to work now.

All right, all right, all right,

don't be pushing on me, man.

I'll tell Sway.

Man, get out of here.

Oh, like, oh my God,

you guys are, like,

so cute together.

You know what?

Just 'cause it's cute

don't mean it won't kill you.

I just hope he don't mess up

my engagement party.

Are you coming?

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, of course.

Um, Caleb?

Mm-hmm.

There's an opening

in the London office

and the partners think that...

I should apply.

What...

London?

You're kidding, right?

No.

I mean, there's not anything

really left for me here.

There's plenty.

We just got here.

We got a good thing going.

You can't just leave.

Look, tell me what

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