Men, Money & Gold Diggers Page #4

than just your plumbing.

Nah, man, ain't got

no problems.

A woman is just

like a boomerang.

You know how to toss her right,

she always come back around,

you know?

Yeah, well, maybe you

need to check your technique.

Looks like she done lost

her sense of direction.

Hey, I pay you to repair

my cribs, not my relationships.

How much do I owe you?

You're right... You know what?

After seeing what I seen today,

this one's on the house, bro.

- Thank you.

- All right, man.

Why you always gotta

put her down like that?

Because birds of a feather

flock together.

And I don't want

her gangsta booness

rubbing off on you, baby.

Look, I mean, I'm moving

up in the corporate world

and I need my woman, my wife...

Hmm.

To uphold a certain image.

What image?

You know, soccer mom.

Charity functions.

Company picnics.

The corporate life

of a corporate wife.

You know, the heads of the firm

are real strict about this

wholesome image thing.

Mmm, I see.

Well, you know, I think

that you forgot to tell them

that your fiance is a vixen.

- Vixen?

- Mm-hmm.

You trying to get it started?

You trying to... Oh, baby,

wait, wait, wait, wait.

You need... no, I

gotta stay focused now.

I'm nervous, okay?

Today is my first official

day as junior partner at Smith,

Jolly and Rancher.

How do I look, baby...

I'm looking good?

Watch me now.

Watch me...

This is my Denzel walk.

Mm, mm, mm.

Bam!

Look at this...

Bam!

That's for "Ebony" right there.

- And boom.

- What's that?

"Playgirl.."

You so crazy.

Crazy about you, baby.

Just give it some time, okay?

I just need to know that

you're with me for me

and not my money.

Caleb, this is my paradise.

I wouldn't do anything

to mess that up.

People change.

Paradises fade.

Prenups stay the same.

- I'll think about it.

- That's my girl.

That's what I'm talking about.

Let me see...

you know what?

Let me see if I can get

you to give me a yes.

Come here...

Come here.

Come here.

Mm, mm, come here.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

Aw, you're adorable.

Thank you, baby.

I gotta get to work.

All this is for you.

You're the reason

I'm doing this now.

- All right?

- Have a great day.

Thank you, baby.

Executive assistant

to the junior partner.

Okay.

Okay, picture goes here.

Okay and this goes here.

All right.

Right there.

He'll need to sign this later.

Put it right there.

Okay.

All right.

Ooh.

Mmm, that is comfy.

This can't be that hard.

Smith, Jolly and Rancher,

this is Caleb Peterson speaking.

Oh, hey, Paisley, baby.

Oh, yes, I'll buy you a BMW.

Oh, yes, baby, of course

we can go to Paris.

Bam!

What?

No, we can't get married until

you sign that prenup, trick!

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