Memoria Page #3

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You didn't do anything.

Being a bystander is the same as being a bully.

And we have a zero tolerance

policy for that here.

You dropped your pen, sir.

Yeah.

I see that.

So Alex told me that last year

you sharted in science class.

He did not say that!

I swear to God.

Don't try to deny it.

F***ing Alex said that.

He said he was there.

When did he tell you that?

I'm gonna f***ing kick his ass.

Cigarettes make you fart, you know.

You don't want to shart yourself again.

I know you're prone to sharting.

Girls don't fart.

You're aware of that, right?

Yeah they do.

Girls don't fart.

Yes they do.

They don't sh*t.

The only reason that girls have asses...

Girl farts...

Are because they look good.

Girl farts are the worst

'cause they save them up,

you know, for years.

Oh god.

And they finally release them.

I'm gonna call you Sharty from now on.

You're a dick.

Shart face.

I'll call you virgin.

I'm not a virgin.

Virgin something.

I'm not a virgin.

You are a f***ing virgin.

No.

I'm not.

Prove me Wrong on that.

I f***ed a bunch of chicks.

Yeah?

Tell me about the first time you had sex.

No.

I want to know every detail.

And if you don't give me every detail,

you're a f***ing virgin.

Too bad.

And that's gonna be your...

I'm not gonna help you...

Nickname forever.

I'm not gonna help you get

off on my virginity so just...

Gimme a drag of your cigarette.

Have you ever gone down on a girl before?

Of course I am.

I'm the master of that.

Really?

Really?

What's your technique then?

I sing La La Bamba.

You know that song?

You just, you just mouth the words of La Bamba.

La Bamba'?

You know.

Ba Ba Ba la la bamba.

See.

You've obviously never been with someone

who knows the words of La Bamba, or else you'd

be telling me a completely

f***ing different story then.

Yeah.

Really?

So if a guy goes down on

me and sings para la bamba,

my world's gonna change?

If someone la bambas you, you'll sh*t yourself.

Ugh!

Where the f*** do you sit around and come up

with this in your head?

You have no life.

You just sit around and think

of sh*t like this all day.

Think about it while I'm f***ing chicks.

Ow!

Oh sh*t.

You Wanna hit of this?

Hell yeah, man.

Hey.

What's up?

Hey.

Kiss my little buddy, man.

F*** you, dude.

You're f***ing gay.

Get out of my face.

I'm eating.

I am eating right now.

Hey.

Dude.

I f***ing took the hit for

you in Schmidt's office today.

So why don't you shut the f*** up?

It didn't help.

I still got suspended.

Oh.

You got suspended, dude?

Somebody's getting that ass whooped.

Yeah.

Except not you because your morn doesn't really

give a sh*t 'cause she's a stripper.

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