Melvin and Howard Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1980
- 95 min
- 198 Views
- She's all right.
- [Lynda] I'm sorry, Jerry.
- I feel for you.
But this can't happen in my place.
- I know. I was going to leave anyway.
- Good. OK, come on.
Let's go, girls!
Bye, Chrissy!
- Bye, Elizabeth! Thanks a lot.
- [Woman] Take care of yourself.
[Engine roars]
[Machinery roars and whines]
[# Henry Mancini and his Orchestra:
Windmills of Your Mind]
How are you doing?
Excuse me, Lynda,
there's someone here to see you.
What's the matter?
- What do you want, Mel?
- I don't want to fight or argue.
I'm complying with the law.
Notification of an Interlocutory Decree.
Final in six weeks.
- Oh...
- Keep your ring if you want.
Wait a minute, Melvin.
Melvin! You wait!
- What does it say about Darcy?
- I get custody, that's what.
What, you get custody?
You think I want her being
around a weird place like this?
- Oh, Melvin, Goddamnit!
- [Man] Lynda!
- Now take it easy, pal.
- All right...
Hey, don't hurt him.
Let me go. I'm leaving.
Make sure he doesn't come back.
Look, Lynda, I'm sorry,
but I can't accept this.
- Oh, never mind. I quit!
- That's great. Thanks, Lynda.
Two-bitjoint. Bye!
Bye, you take care!
[Shouting and whistling]
[Birds sing, dog barks]
# It's a bummer since we parted
# We had so much
# Like getting drunk and petting
till our necks were blotchy red
# Then watch TV
and pass out at nearly two #
Where's the butter?
There it is.
Put that on, yeah.
[TV] OK, Rocky.
What do you think? $500, not bad, eh?
- I wanna go for the gate.
- You wanna go for the gate?
You'll have to kiss this little
chequey-wequey goodbye.
Goodbye, Mr Chequey-Wequey.
Ho, ho, ho...
There he goes. Welcome to Mr Pocket.
OK. Tell me, Rocky. Listen.
Which gate would you like?
Number One?
- Two? Three?
- [Darcy] Number Two!
- Number Two! Two...
- Three, Number Three.
- Three!
- Two!
OK, gorgeous guardians of Easy Street,
it's Gate Number Threel
Well, hey. I told you, didn't I?
[TV]... provide Rocky with interesting
subjects for her new Yashica,
a trip to Hawaii, on United Airlinesl
- United, the friendly airline.
- I'm jealous.
What for? Honey, that's great.
They'll go to Hawaii,
fly the friendly skies, lie in the sun.
Wally's huggin' her. See her smile?
- Can I go and play?
- Yeah, turn off the TV.
Sure.
[Phone rings]
- Hello?
- Hello, Melvin.
- Hey, Lynda, how's it going?
- How's what going?
Well, you know, anything.
Whatever you got going.
Could Darcy come down and see me?
- Are you drunk?
- No, I'm not drunk.
Are you pregnant?
What do you mean, am I pregnant?
What do you wanna ask me that for?
How pregnant are you, anyway?
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