Mela Page #4

give you the throne, Shankar!

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Really? He's more likely

to topple the bloody throne!

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No... don't say that.

- That's enough, smart ass!

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I'll present a show in Khanpur...

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...that will leave the

audience gaping!

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Nobody will watch it!

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Nobody will watch it!

And I bloody well say that!

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Seth Chaturdas Popatlal...

Welcome!

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Return the advance!

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Your Khanpur show is cancelled!

- Why, sir?

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I was slippered at the last show!

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You always promise me a girl

and dress up a male for the act!

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I want a real heroine this time!

A real bloody heroine!

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We have the heroine ready!

- Where is she?

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She lives on the way to Khanpur;

just two hours away!

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What a heroine, sir!

She's explosive!

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Young and tender...

with a slender waist!

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She's young and tender? Really?

- I swear it on your paunch!

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You have sworn on my paunch.

I'll give you another opportunity.

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That's something!

- But remember...

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if they hurl rotten tomatoes

and slippers at me again...

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you're going to be shot!

- Don't you worry, sir!

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Go and sell the tickets and rake

in the dough. I'll follow you!

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Remember... a real heroine.

- Sure. The real heroine!

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No make-believe!

- No, sir! Not at all!

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The fraud! You've conned

him again, haven't you?

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Why did you lie to him?

- And Why not?

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He'd have cancelled the show and

put an end to my dreams!

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Where are you going to find

the heroine now? Where?

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On the way to Khanpur, of course!

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God often listens to what people

say, as He has heard you today.

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What does that mean?

- Champakali! She lives on the way!

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My niece! What a dancer she is

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