Meet the Parents Page #4

Let me show you something.

Take a look at this, Greg.

What's this look like to you?

lt looks like a teddy bear.

Smile. You're on nanny camera!

Oh! Oh!

l've seen these advertised on TV.

Not like this you haven't.

Take a look.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Oh.

Hi. Where's the other camera?

Right here

in this decorative artefact.

- That's great.

- Our cameras are motion activated.

They tape as soon as they

sense any movement.

We can hide them in mirrors,

lamps, you name it.

So no matter where you go...

we'll be watching you.

Couldn't this be construed

as illegal?. lnvasion of privacy?

Greg, when you have little Fockers

running around,

you'll see the need for protection.

(Pam ) Yeah.

- lmpressive, isn't it?

- Quite.

(Phone )

- l'll get that.

- l'll get it.

OK.

Any problem with the documents?

Good. l'll meet you at the Oyster Bay

drugstore in about 20 minutes.

You gotta be careful

if you call here.

lf l don't answer,

use a southern accent and ask

for the vegetarian special.

(Pam ) And the wedding's on Sunday?

Oh, that wasn't the airline, was it?

No, wrong number. We're out

of Collins, so l'll go to the store.

l thought l just bought some.

You know how that stuff just goes.

Back in a jif.

Well, why doesn't Greg go with you?

You'll need something in case

your suitcase doesn't show up.

- l'm sure it'll show up.

- Yeah.

Don't take a chance. You don't

even have a toothbrush. Go on.

Yeah.

OK, unless you want some privacy.

Why would l need privacy?

No, l didn't...think you would.

OK, let's head out.

- Bye.

- Have fun, you guys.

Pam, he seems wonderful!

He is.

We have the best time together.

Good.

- Now, have you two been mm-mm-mm?

- Mother!

No! Thinking about

anything permanent?

l don't know.

We haven't discussed it, but,

l definitely have

the feeling this is it.

Oh.

Dad seems to like him,

don't you think?

Absolutely.

lt's a big day Saturday.

Yes.

This car's...

You got... What do you use,

unleaded, regular unleaded?

- Premium.

- Uh-huh.

Hey, Jack, now that...

Now that we have a second to talk,

l just want you to know

how much Pam means to me.

l know we haven't been together

that long,

but the time that we have spent

together has been incredible.

Greg, how come you don't like cats?

l don't not like cats.

l just...l just prefer dogs.

l mean, l'm just more of a dog

kind of... You know.

You come home, they're...

wagging their little tails,

happy to see you.

You need that assurance, do you?

You prefer

an emotionally shallow animal?.

l...

When you yell at a dog, his tail

goes between his legs

and covers his genitals,

his ears go down.

A dog is easy to break. But cats

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