Mean Girls Page #5
Oh, this is Susan from
Planned Parenthood.
I have her test results. If you can have
her give me a call as soon as she can.
It's urgent. Thank you.
She's not going out with anyone.
OK, that was so fetch.
Mom.
I know, right?
Make sure you check out
her mom's boob job.
They're hard as rocks.
I'm home! Hey, Kylie.
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey!
How are my best girlfriends?
Hey, Mrs. George. This is Cady.
Hello, sweetheart.
- Hi.
- Welcome to our home.
Just want you to know, if you need
anything, don't be shy, OK?
There are no rules in this house.
I'm not like a regular mom.
I'm a cool mom. Right, Regina?
- Please stop talking.
- OK.
I'm gonna make you girls
a "hump day" treat.
This is your room?
It was my parents' room,
but I made them trade me.
Hey, put on 98.8.
Cady, do you even know
who sings this?
- The Spice Girls?
- I love her.
She's like a Martian.
- God, my hips are huge!
- Oh, please. I hate my calves.
At least you guys can wear halters.
I've got man shoulders.
I used to think there
was just fat and skinny.
Apparently, there's a lot of things
that can be wrong on your body.
- My hairline is so weird.
- My pores are huge.
My nail beds suck.
I have really bad breath
in the morning.
Hey, you guys.
Happy hour is from 4 to 6!
Thanks.
Oh, God, honey, no. What kind
Do you want a bit? If you're gonna
drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.
- No, thank you.
- OK.
So, you guys, what is the 411?
What has everybody been up to?
What is the hot gossip?
Tell me everything.
What are you guys listening to?
What's the cool jams?
Mom.
- Could you go fix your hair?
- OK.
You girls keep me young.
Oh, I love you so much.
Oh, my God, I remember this.
- I haven't looked at that in forever.
- Come check it out, Cady.
It's our Burn Book.
See, we cut out girls' pictures
from the yearbook,
and then we wrote comments.
- "Trang Pak is a grotsky little byotch."
- Still true.
- "Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin."
- Still half true.
"Amber D'Alessio."
She made out with a hot dog.
"Janis lan, dyke."
- Who is that?
- I think that's that kid Damian.
Yeah. He's almost too gay
to function.
That's funny. Put that in there.
Oh, no. Maybe that was only OK
when Janis said it.
And they have this Burn Book
where they write mean things
- about all the girls in our grade.
- What does it say about me?
- You're not in it.
- Those b*tches.
- Will this minimize my pores?
- No. Cady,
- No way!
- Oh, come on. We could publish it,
what an ax-wound she really is.
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