Me, Them and Lara Page #4

Here's my number.

What if I started talking

about my sister,

my sister in law who's been operated,

they opened and closed her...

Sorry, she's a friend

I haven't seen in a while.

Then get off

and go for a cup of coffee...

You're a pain in the ears,

to say it politely.

Sorry.

You should be ashamed.

Felix, I told you

not to follow me anymore!

I wasn't.

I was shopping, it's allowed.

You're driving me crazy, I told you.

- You're obsessed.

- You don't answer my calls.

Because you're like a mussel on a rock.

You give me the creeps.

You're tough, Lara, a bit too tough.

And you're boring,

always playing the victim.

I bought vodka.

Let's have a Russian dinner.

I saw you stealing caviar.

No, I said. Forget it, please.

Still dating that divorced guy?

How dare you!

What the f*** do you care?

Stop asking questions, ok?

You'll end up alone.

F*** off!

I DON'T GIVE UP

What's he doing?

Security!

At cash 2, quick.

We have a good second hand choice.

See, that's a good deal,

isn't it ideal?

It's economic, right?

It's too small!

Small?

You plan to raise a family?

Let her choose,

it's her birthday present.

I like this one, I want it.

This one costs 4 times the other one.

How can you drive

around Rome in this car?

You think too I want money.

I asked for second hand car!

It's cheaper!

Dad will need a ladder to get in!

Your brother and sister

think I came to steal you.

They never cared about him,

he was always alone.

He deserves to be happy.

You want to try it, ma'm?

Driving it is pure bliss.

This car costs around 40,000 euros!

Are you on a mission

for your sister and the other one?

You know Bea and Luigi love you.

No way, they love my money!

Your sister, she's a good one!

The one who played revolutionary

at college,

the communist militant

defending the exploited!

Those were old times,

things changed, let's drop it.

She was ashamed of me,

called me a "fascist general".

F*** that.

Look what she's become,

the friend of the people.

When it comes to money, she'd send

them all back where they came from.

That's what she's all about, the b*tch.

But Olga, on the other hand...

Olga...

is a gift from God.

You understand?

Fine, fine.

This woman's made me happy,

and not only that.

This is a new

strong chapter of my life,

worthy of real man!

I enjoy fantastic oral sex again,

understand?

Spare me the oral details.

Given your celibacy,

you need to understand certain things.

In 50 years of marriage,

your mother

had oral sex with me

once during our honeymoon.

Then she said "never again".

And that was it.

Your mother took all the decisions,

and that was that.

This woman, on the contrary...

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