McDull: Me & My Mum Page #3

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Make up your mind, the

left one or the right.

Where are you going?

To get my watch!

Black sheep

Why are you playing dead?

No more than a snake playing dead.

Ha, I say, this's the climate

for a pot of mutton.

I say, this's the climate

for a bowl of snake soup.

I believe if mom was educated

she'd well be awarded a Nobel prize.

Relentlessly, she tried her best

to offer me the opportunity

to learn the tricks of life

But then

Somehow I just managed to muddle things up.

It's Household Genie!

Take a hanger and work

it like this, add a book

Now your kids can read with a straight back

Me and mom, we love Household Genie best

But your mom is Household Genie!

No way! The Genie is a man

and mom is a woman

But I saw your mom wearing the Genie mask

with my own eyes

Mom is really Household Genie?

Aiya! And I always thought mom was a woman

Mom had a way of righting things

While I always did wrong

As you can imagine

It wasn't easy for her to

put me on the right track

Please, how did your mom smart you up?

Well... how should I put it?

Come on, just tell it as it was.

Right! Tell!

OK, I'll tell whatever comes to mind

But I don't guarantee that'd make sense

Hurray!

Our beloved Dr. Chen the Senior is dead.

The historically admired grandmaster

Dr. Chen the Senior, is dead.

From now on

the public hospital is your bet.

Because Dr. Chen the Senior is dead.

Having a cough? Go visit Dr. Ng the Senior

He is alive and kicking

Come on

Cut the price

The next stall is cheaper

One summer

mom designed an educational programme

Tailored to my needs

Turn around, once more...

you gained weight again

Kick and flip back

57 lbs no less.

Do a 180 degree rotation

Badass had fishball again

after school, right?

Hand... the other one.

Didn't wash hands after toilet

Do a 360 degree rotation.

Protein ratio 47

Head stand! Badass, only two dollars left

Now, the badmouth tactics.

Shoo!

Stuff at the vege stall is no good

Stuff at the vege stall is no good

How so?

Huh?

Nah, better not badmouthing people!

Nah, better not badmouthing people!

Mrs. Mak, you going home or what?

Drop us at the market

I need to practise with the badass

Come on, sell it

Come on, sell it

It's not fresh. Cut the

loss and we all go home.

It's not fresh. Cut the

loss and we all go home.

The two of you're really something.

You're closing. Cut the loss.

Mom, how much we saved today?

One dollar for the pea,

20 cents for the vege.

The fish guy was no good,

1.8 dollar for the chicken wing.

All in all, three dollars.

What, that little?

Little? A dollar a day

And it'd be enough for

the Pot King in a year.

Wow! Hurray!

Mom, what if we save 3 dollars a day?

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