Mayabazaar Page #3

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It's my misfortune. If you had

dreamt of dancing with..

...Elyana or Genilia, it would've

been further trouble for me.

Anyway, read the paper for me.

I couldn't read the paper

in the auto rickshaw.

Farmer commits suicide due

to failed crops. - O lord!

Read some good news like India's

victory over Australia..

...or cure for Aids, or 100%

literacy rate in Andhra Pradesh.

Those are all dreams, sir.

This is the truth.

If I had wealth I would've not let

even a single person starve.

Stop it!

Don't talk about principles

so early in the morning.

When a person doesn't have

any money he speaks a lot..

...but the moment one

gets some money..

...he forgets his words

like a politician.

I am not like that, sir. - Fine.

Let's see when you get money.

Read some international news.

- As you wish, sir.

Siri, stay here. I'll make a call.

Sir. Sir, just a second.

Take it.

- So you still respect me.

Or else you won't pay me the salary.

- Shut up! Come.

Cut that crap and listen to me.

If the meeting is over early..

...I will be back by

the evening flight.

If you don't keep the cell

phone on switch-on mode..

...and receive my call and

pick me up on time..

...then you know what

I am going to do.

You'll hire an auto rickshaw.

Sir, if it's a good joke

you should laugh.

Laughing is good for health, sir.

That's how you fool me and trap me.

Idiot! Be here on time.

- Sir. Sir.

How many times will I have to tell

you that you look beautiful!

Now get back to your work, Padmaja.

- You!

Hail lord Venkataramana

of the seven hills!

Don't get upset.

- Hello, boss! What's the matter?

I'll tell you.

- Phataskhar, what happened?

Chitti Fund has removed the board.

- Chitti Fund?

Our buddy has a girlfriend.

Her name is Chitra.

But our friend used to call

her 'Chitti'. Right, baldy?

Leave me, Bhaskar. - It's not over.

That was just the first half.

The second half is that Chitti

used to collect funds..

...from our friends regularly.

She collected it everyday..

...and laughed with him and had

some good time with him..

...till she collected five

lakh rupees from him..

...and then she took him to

Tirupati to marry him..

...and when he returned

from the temple..

...after shaving his head, Chitti

was out of his life..

...along with the fund, leaving

him alone with his globe.

Why are you irritating him!

He's already upset.

Don't worry, dude.

It's just 5 lakhs.

You can earn it with

your left hand.

And you can give it to Kerala

Kutti with your right hand.

Let's go. - And yes, baldy,

they sell sandalwood paste..

...in Kerala.

Apply it on your bald head.

I don't know if you'll get wise,

but you will sure get some hair.

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