Max 2: White House Hero Page #5

TJ.

What's going on?

Why are you being so weird?

I was thinking we could get together later

and talk more about

what happened last night.

No.

- I can't.

- What?

Why not? What's going on?

I don't know.

Maybe 'cause the only person who knew

I was going to that party was you.

In fact, you pretty much made me go.

TJ, why would I kidnap myself?

How better to make it look

like you're not involved?

Um, just off the top of my head,

maybe not sneaking out with you

in the first place?

That's exactly what

a Russian spy would say.

I'm so glad that you decided to continue

the peace talks, Vladimir.

I'm hoping that

we can jump into it right after lunch.

No, no, no, after lunch, we ride.

We... We ride?

My people, many think best way

to keep Mother Russia strong

is to keep Uncle Sam weak.

But I think strong can work with strong.

So we ride as men.

Then, I know how strong you are.

Okay.

Come, Mr. President!

Let us feel the wind on our faces!

Atta boy!

We ride like men!

Yippie Jovi yo ki yay!

I'm serious, Coop.

If one of the Russians does

wanna stop the talks,

it'd have to be someone

who came with Bragov.

Someone who's not happy to be here.

Someone like...

Him.

"Authentic Jovi Alfredo!"

Even their food is bland and

stolen from other countries!

You sure about this, T?

Think about it. He was also in the kitchen

when Alex and I were sneaking out.

And he sure doesn't seem like

a fan of America. Does he?

Careful with this, T.

You never know where things can lead.

Don't worry, Coop.

A Bennett delivers on his promises.

Max, I think we're finally

barking up the right tree.

Come on, Max.

Let's find out what's in that box.

I wish one of us spoke Russian.

Max, we gotta do something.

Drop the knife!

Are you crazy, little boy?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What does it looks like? I'm making famous

homemade Russian rye bread.

- Bread?

- Da.

Finally put stop to dry,

tasteless monstrosity

your buddy, Coop, insists on making.

Now you ruin surprise and dough!

Security hear about this.

And then I tell your mama.

Wait, no. I wasn't here

to ruin the surprise.

I was here because... I... Um...

Because the US President is allergic.

Alex?

- Allergic?

- Yes.

That is why American chef make dry bread.

It's gluten free.

Oh, oh, yeah. My dad gets

real sick if he has any gluten at all.

Didn't you hear in the last campaign?

It was a huge scandal.

The wheat growers association

wouldn't endorse him.

The pizza lobby picketed his events.

I just wanted to stop you

before you got in big trouble.

Yes, you owe this boy

a great debt and apology.

Don't you?

My humble apologies.

Now, come on, TJ. Weren't you going to

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