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who suffer from macular degeneration,

or just plain bad eyesight.

We also offer storytelling|to the very elderly.

Yet, for some reason,|this is not considered important

by the federal government,

which is why|we're in need of private funding.

Please, help our aged neighbors enjoy|the gift of reading.

Thank you.

That was very touching.|Thank you so much.

We'll let you know by the end of the week.

- PRESENTER:
Thank you.|- We're actually gonna take off, too.

Tanzie remembered|she has a really important appointment.

We like the breast cancer lady|and the animal cruelty lady.

And the animal cancer lady.|The rest is all up to you guys.

- Thank you.|- Was there an animal breast lady?

She was first.

- Do you think Tommy's going to be mad?|- No. How can he be?

He knows we only have six hours|to get ready for the gala.

Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Oh, no. Am I late?

I thought my appointment|was in 10 minutes.

Not bad for a guy in a suit|from Men's Wearhouse.

- You're one of the charity people, right?|- Yeah. Henry Baines.

- Greater Los Angeles Free Legal Clinic.|- Medical clinic?

No, we help people|who can't afford an attorney.

Let me give you my card.

Wait. So, you don't even help people|with terrible diseases?

No. We help people who are poor.

Right, but that's not a terrible disease,|per se.

I mean,|they don't even have a ribbon for that.

Okay. I guess|I'll have to look into that one.

By the way, a little Preparation H|under those eyes

- will really get rid of the puffiness.|- AVA: Tanzie!

- Will really get rid of the puffiness.|- AVA: Tanzie!

(GIRLS CHEERING)

(CAMERAS CLICKING)

Here they come! Okay, let's get them.

AVA:
Will my Sidekick fit in your bag?|TANZIE: Sure.

AVA:
Okay. Well, give me your lip gloss.|I'll put it in mine, and you put it in yours.

- Okay?|- Okay.

(ALL CLAMORING)

Okay, "Us Weekly" and "People" are first!

We're mad at "Gossip Weekly" because of|the byline they said about me being gay!

People Magazine.|Are you excited about tonight's events?

- We are.|- We are, of course.

We're just so excited just to be able|to remember our father like this.

Well, what I want to know,|how do you stay so toned?

- I mean, you've got runner's legs.|- Thank you.

So do you!

- Hi, Teri.|- Hi.

Where's Mic?

Mic is actually in Long Beach doing|a very special episode of "Long Island."

- Is it true you're engaged?|- Wherever did you hear that?

(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

Hi, we're the Marchetta Sisters,|and you're watching E!

I'm so bored of this.

CHARLENE:
If you make it into "People,"|we'll sell a lot of lipstick.

(ROCKMUSIC PLA YING ON STEREO)

Phoebe, how are you?

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