Matando Cabos Page #2

I could take care of him.|But he's a proud man.

And you know what?

He has an honorable job.

Did you understand|anything I just said?

He won't be long now.

Here.

- What do we do with him?|- What do you mean what do we do?

Nothing. We leave him here|and good-bye.

Kiss my ass. If we leave him here,|the guy is going to fire me.

He's going to send me to jail,|then he's going to kill me.

He's going to fire you anyway.|You f***ed his daughter.

- I told you not to go back to work.|- Why?

- Because he kicked your ass.|- It wasn't that bad.

Okay, it was that bad.

But first of all, I didn't f*** her.|She f***ed me.

Scream, piggy, scream.

Number two, f***ing his daughter|and leaving him here

in his underwear ain't the same thing.|Give me a f***ing break!

Why don't we get him out of here|and wait for him to wake up?

We talk things over|and, I don't know...

...we convince him not|to do anything to us.

What do you mean, to us?

Come on, man. You know.|Not to do anything to us.

I didn't do anything.

Excuse me, but you just took a dump|next to him while he was unconscious.

But he doesn't know that|I took a dump next to him.

But you did. Dude, don't tell me|you're not going to help me.

Give me a break, dude.|Give me a hand.

Lets see.

You f***ing prick!

Calm down!

Calm down, man!|Take it easy!

Help me get him up, man.

Help me out!

Lets go.

- Trunk.|- What?

What 's the matter with you?|Do you want him on the roof?

If they see us with this a**hole|we're in big f***ing trouble!

I know, man.

I mean, he owns|this f***ing building!

Sh*t. We're going to get busted.

But we take him out of there|as soon as we're outside.

Of course.

Don't be an a**hole.

I think we're f***ed.

They seem to know something.

Don't be stupid.

Those guys don't know anything.

So what do I do then?

Relax, man.|Just turn around and smile.

You think they noticed?

No, man. How could they?|They're just obtuse.

Okay, look for a place to park up front|and lets take him out.

Kiss my ass, man!|Where am I supposed to park?

- Watch out!|- God damn! F***ing a**holes!

Did you see that?|They almost hit me.

- You think they know?|- What?

Do you think they know|they're a**holes?

Because no one|ever tells them.

People just, you know,|give them the finger and honk.

But no one ever tells them|to their face.

Well, yeah.|But, I mean, come on.

You can't sink to that level|of stupidity without noticing.

Give me a f***ing break!

What?|What are you staring at, you fag?

Do I look like a fag?

Not really.|Maybe just a little soft.

What did you say, man?

I said I was going to screw|your mama.

What are you staring at,|you f***ing cross-eyed?

Cross-eyed... cross-eyed...|cross-eyed.

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