Mastizaade Page #2

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I know...those who take advantage...

...of people's weakness are scoundrels.

But we're not scoundrels.

We're just...

Mastizaade!

"Mastizaade."

"Mastizaade."

"We're the kings..."

"We're the Singhams."

"Welcome to fun."

"Mastizaade."

"We're the kings..."

"We're the Singhams."

"We're the kings... We're the Singhams."

"Welcome to fun."

"Mastizaade."

"So let me come."

You're too good.

Like that...

Do it. Do it.

That photo on the table, is that your husband?

Huh!

No, sweety.

I see...then it must be your boyfriend.

I don't have a boyfriend.

Oh...that means he's your son.

I must say... you've really maintained yourself.

I don't have a son.

I get it he's your brother.

Big or small?

Sweety, I don't have a brother.

Uncle. - No.

Uncle. - No.

Then he must be your neighbour.

Correct? - Wrong.

Then whose photo is in your room?

And so close to your bed.

Sweety...that's my picture.

I had it taken before my operation.

"Mastizaade."

Oh yeah. - "Mastizaade."

Honey, I am home.

My husband's here.. - Husband.

My husband. - Husband.

Just go. - What do you mean go?

Just go... - What about my clothes?

Why are you running nude?

What the...

Do you always run naked? - Yes.

You see...I love it.

I feel very free.

Do you always run wearing a condom? - Yes...

No! Not always.

Only during the monsoons.

Monsoon?

So that it doesn't get wet.

Raincoat.

Guys, your sex life is so exciting.

It's been ages since I last had sex.

Your parents are to be blamed for it.

They named you She-kar.

What...

Since then... you've always been a shaker.

Give me few tips please.

No, silly boy.

Superman can only teach you...

...to wear your underwear over your pants.

But not how to fly.

We were born with our superpowers.

Superpowers? - Yes.

I didn't get it. - Let me explain you.

Superman has x-rays.

But we've got... chicks-ray.

Chicks-ray?

Yes.

I didn't get it again.

Wait silly boy, we'll show you a demonstration.

Yeah...

Look.

That madam's wearing pink.

And look...that one's wearing grey, top and bottom.

Wow.

See? - I don't see anything.

Hold on.

Oh my, God. Look at that.

Yes!

Grey.

Chicks-ray.

Chicks-ray.

Chicks-ray.

What powers, guys.

There's not a single girl...

...who can escape our chicks-ray and our powers.

Exactly.

There's been no one yet.

"All night long everyone just stares at you."

Hi, Chotu. - Hi.

'Baby.'

What do you want today, Chotu?

What?

What do you want today, Chotu?

Oranges. - What?

I want to squeeze the juice out of them.

It's healthy after all.

By the way, I hope I didn't disturb you.

No, no...not at all.

I was playing with my pusky.

Playing with what? - Pusky.

You like puskys, right? - I love them.

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