Masterminds

Really all I wanted was always adventure.

That's what got me into the business of armored cars.

With weapons, and money and concentrate violence.

It seemed an absolute dream.

But that's all it was.

Just a dream.

Because in reality my daily life was so boring as any dump,

Pick it up, hand it replenishes.

Pick it up, hand it replenishes.

Pick it up, hand it replenishes.

I used to fantasize about stealing in the line of duty.

Just to prove myself to be a man given the opportunity.

But I was denied even that simple pleasure.

I blame popular culture.

You see, I grew up watching spy movies.

It made it seem so much fun beating the bad guys and save the girl.

I wanted that life,

but do not turn out exactly like that.

So I agree.

And that's the worst thing you can do, if I'm honest.

I mean, until you take a risk in life

You never find out who you really are.

My name is David Ghantt.

In 1997 he was a quiet middle-aged man reaching 40.

But then the wind brought to Ms. Kelly Campbell.

After 4 decades of waiting, my adventure finally came knocking on my door.

What do you say you and I rob Loomis Fargo?

What? Come on! That guy did a month ago.

Does the bank guard? In Jacksonville?

- Phillip Johnson. - Yes, Phillip Johnson.

Behind this wall is a million dollars.

Tell me why we should not.

Well, first, we could fire, no?

- Taking! - Not bad.

You know what I would do with a million dollars?

Buy a shipment of CDs. Music is very important in my life.

What would you do with a million dollars?

You probably start my own business, you know?

Maybe pursue criminals and convicts.

Bounty hunter, treasure hunters, something.

- David! - That hurts!

- Let me see! - No, Kelly!

- Let me see! Let me see! - Get her out!

You're good. You're good.

These fine, but man, you really shot him in the anus.

Yes, just under the line.

If it seems that slipped between the cheeks. Not hurt either.

These right, man. Just a hole in his pants.

- Yes. - It's just a burn, you'll be fine.

You know what you should do? Go home and filled the tub of whole milk.

- What? - Filled whole milk bath.

- Whole milk? - If, by fat.

- Fat moisturizes the skin. - I dressing Rancho.

Maybe I can put a little Rancho.

I answer.

Well, if not the future Mrs. David Ghantt.

Sh*t, that's Jandice.

I'm late. Oh my God.

- Where are you going? - Photos of compromise.

- Cute. - Yes.

I'll walk back because I do not want you to look me back.

Well, I'm watching, I hate to tell you. Raya and everything.

Yes. maybe I can look at you the line one of these days to be evenly matched.

"Based on a true story"

Sorry I'm late, Jandice.

It's okay. I'm glad you came now.

I've been crying for hours.

- Oh yeah? - I had to get up three times

tears.

Well, third time lucky. You look fantastic.

Let's take some pictures.

God, Jandice!

I've been saving it for you.

You did right in my anus. It's like a fart transplant.

And how did you meet? I love the love stories.

Well, if you want to know,

a couple of chaos ago I was at a concert in the Church Youth Praise

and I saw the most handsome man I've seen around the world.

I was looking right at me.

We had an appointment and then we feel very very very much in love.

And then he died by a snake bite.

At his funeral I was very sad.

I could not control myself.

And I saw this other man,

a distant cousin of the deceased.

It was one of those who carried the coffin, and it was hard to hold his end.

I have trouble lifting.

In any case. We'll talk later

and I thought, "Well, that is dead This is alive..

I stay with the living. "

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