Synopsis: David Ghantt discovers the true meaning of adventure far beyond his wildest dreams. He is an uncomplicated man stuck in a monotonous life. Day in and day out he drives an armored vehicle, transporting millions of other people's money with no escape in sight. The only glimmer of excitement is his flirtatious work crush Kelly Campbell who soon lures him into the scheme of a lifetime. Along with a group of half-brained criminals led by Steve Chambers and an absurdly faulted heist plan, David manages the impossible and makes off with $17 million in cash...only problem is he foolishly hands the money over to this wild group of double crossers and has been set up to take the fall. With the bandits blowing the millions on lavish and ridiculous luxuries, they leave behind a glaring trail of evidence. Now on the lam and in over his head, David must dodge the authorities, evade a hilarious hit man, Mike McKinney, and try to turn the tables on the ones he trusted most.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Jared Hess
Production: Relativity Media
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
95 min

Really all I wanted was always adventure.

That's what got me into the business of armored cars.

With weapons, and money and concentrate violence.

It seemed an absolute dream.

But that's all it was.

Just a dream.

Because in reality my daily life was so boring as any dump,

Pick it up, hand it replenishes.

Pick it up, hand it replenishes.

Pick it up, hand it replenishes.

I used to fantasize about stealing in the line of duty.

Just to prove myself to be a man given the opportunity.

But I was denied even that simple pleasure.

I blame popular culture.

You see, I grew up watching spy movies.

It made it seem so much fun beating the bad guys and save the girl.

I wanted that life,

but do not turn out exactly like that.

So I agree.

And that's the worst thing you can do, if I'm honest.

I mean, until you take a risk in life

You never find out who you really are.

My name is David Ghantt.

In 1997 he was a quiet middle-aged man reaching 40.

But then the wind brought to Ms. Kelly Campbell.

After 4 decades of waiting, my adventure finally came knocking on my door.

What do you say you and I rob Loomis Fargo?

What? Come on! That guy did a month ago.

Does the bank guard? In Jacksonville?

- Phillip Johnson. - Yes, Phillip Johnson.

Behind this wall is a million dollars.

Tell me why we should not.

Well, first, we could fire, no?

- Taking! - Not bad.

You know what I would do with a million dollars?

Buy a shipment of CDs. Music is very important in my life.

What would you do with a million dollars?

You probably start my own business, you know?

Maybe pursue criminals and convicts.

Bounty hunter, treasure hunters, something.

- David! - That hurts!

- Let me see! - No, Kelly!

- Let me see! Let me see! - Get her out!

You're good. You're good.

These fine, but man, you really shot him in the anus.

Yes, just under the line.

If it seems that slipped between the cheeks. Not hurt either.

These right, man. Just a hole in his pants.

- Yes. - It's just a burn, you'll be fine.

You know what you should do? Go home and filled the tub of whole milk.

- What? - Filled whole milk bath.

- Whole milk? - If, by fat.

- Fat moisturizes the skin. - I dressing Rancho.

Maybe I can put a little Rancho.

I answer.

Well, if not the future Mrs. David Ghantt.

Sh*t, that's Jandice.

I'm late. Oh my God.

- Where are you going? - Photos of compromise.

- Cute. - Yes.

I'll walk back because I do not want you to look me back.

Well, I'm watching, I hate to tell you. Raya and everything.

Yes. maybe I can look at you the line one of these days to be evenly matched.

"Based on a true story"

Sorry I'm late, Jandice.

It's okay. I'm glad you came now.

I've been crying for hours.

- Oh yeah? - I had to get up three times


Well, third time lucky. You look fantastic.

Let's take some pictures.

God, Jandice!

I've been saving it for you.

You did right in my anus. It's like a fart transplant.

And how did you meet? I love the love stories.

Well, if you want to know,

a couple of chaos ago I was at a concert in the Church Youth Praise

and I saw the most handsome man I've seen around the world.

I was looking right at me.

We had an appointment and then we feel very very very much in love.

And then he died by a snake bite.

At his funeral I was very sad.

I could not control myself.

And I saw this other man,

a distant cousin of the deceased.

It was one of those who carried the coffin, and it was hard to hold his end.

I have trouble lifting.

In any case. We'll talk later

and I thought, "Well, that is dead This is alive..

I stay with the living. "

And here we are two years later.

That's quite a story.

Yes, we are happy and everything. Go away.

- I could not be happier. - Me neither.

And then one day things took a turn.

I guess I felt it coming.

The restless souls as Kelly not stay in places like Loomis.

Here are some macaroni.

Taco salad extra Rancho.

- David, thank you. - Eat.

Actually I have not really hungry. I am sorry.

What's going on? Come on, stop whining.

Well, Rodney and I broke up.

- Do not f***! - Yes, last night.

What's going on here? We are far behind.

So Ghantt. I need you to take your ugly and bearded face out there right now.

What did you say to him?

You can not just talk to David Ghantt.

It is the only one around here with half a brain is smarter than you'll ever be.

- I better go .. - No, no, no.

What the hell is wrong with you today, Kelly?

You know what? I do not know, maybe I feel a little emotional.

Maybe I'm having a bad day. Does that fit into your schedule?

You know what I care about? Take that truck to South Bank immediately.

And if I do not do it?

You are fired.

Okay. Fire me, Ashley. Fire me.

- Kelly, I do not think ... - No, you know what?

I wanted to quit this job for a long time.

And if I get fired, I get unemployment pension.

It is a good point.

Well guess what. No're fired.

What about sexual harassment if one of your employees?

You get in trouble if you do not dismiss me.

My God, this is so illegal. They'll fire you

because I'm being so sexual.

Let go of that! Kelly!

Sexual Dance!

Okay, you're fired now.

Leave uniform.

Wait a second.

I clean it.


Will you give me your number, only to have it?

Yeah right.

I have no pen on top.

No, you have no pen.

You just have nothing on. You have a bra.

Looks good, I say the bra is cute and protects.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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