Mary Is Happy, Mary Is Happy Page #3

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Do it yourself.

Power is in my hands.

I'm the editor.

You're the boss!

Delete the file when you're done.

Why erase?

No questions, no answers.

If there's a blackout, I'll laugh.

The mouth does more damage than the hand.

- Blackout!

- F***.

Always press Save.

The files are gone.

We have to do the interviews again?

- Yes, editor.

- F***...

Two minutes of uplifting music.

Suri, who's Pakorn? Is this for me?

I'm soon to be important to someone.

Your name's on the postcard.

Who is this?

Uncle brought birds, but I

prefer ducks or chickens.

Mary.

Yo, pause.

- Hi, uncle.

- These are for you.

Hey, I got three birds!

Cute birds.

Looks good.

- How does it taste?

- Chicken's better.

Hope you starve.

You'd rather starve?

Stand your ground.

Does my phone give an electric shock?

It's an iFeng 7.

Made in China.

I told her not to buy it.

Did I faint?

No.

But you must do some physical therapy.

Ma said no massages during my period.

I googled it and got "the bed gets dirty".

If I didn't have my period,

I'd get a massage.

Funny.

Can't find a swimsuit, maybe I'll sew one.

These styles suck. I don't

wanna do swim therapy.

Hey, you're the one that

didn't want to swim.

I'm bitten by the lazy bug.

Can I have a hug?

I read in a health manual.

Hugging is a form of exercise.

No inner lining.

My wallet's got no inner lining.

- You spent that million already?

- Yeah.

- Was that a play on words?

- You're so slow.

- Hey...

- What?

You applied to Austria University?

Yeah, but they haven't replied yet.

You wanna repeat 12th grade?

So we can stay together?

- Are you crazy?

- I'm serious.

Can't stay, gotta go.

Even if we're apart, you can just call me.

It's not the same.

Is my heart large enough for the world?

One, two, three...

Born looking old.

Kun, when did you start looking old?

B*tch.

Hard. Hard. Homework is hard.

This one's hard.

Why did you sign up for cloud speed class?

So I can take nice yearbook photos.

Circle.

Looks more like a triangle.

Always (appear) confident.

That cloud will pass by

the sun in 245 seconds.

Ma, are you back? Can you cook dinner?

No rice today.

Ma's been at the temple for a week.

I miss her.

Can't call her, she forgot her phone.

Suri, can you come over? My mom's gone.

I'm lonely. And my Ah Ma's dead too.

Miss Ah Gong and Ah Ma. Wanna

eat ice cream together.

Ice cream?

Gonna exercise and then do my homework.

Want some?

Don't need to eat, I won't die.

I prefer Ma's cooking.

Always changing my mind.

Your Ma's not around forever you know.

Hey, this is Ma-Ma noodles.

Ha-f***in-Ha.

Five pancakes.

Sometimes, the answer comes

before the question.

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