Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight!

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Midgard rejects

your frozen villainy, ymir,

ice giant of niffleheim.

The ice will silence you,

Thor odinson.

Yeah. Less talk,

more rock, goldilocks.

Speak not to me

of battle tactics, hulk.

I have fought more...

Here's my question:

Why is an ice giant

on monuriki island?

I mean, it's not really

an ice-friendly location,

like, say, someplace cold.

By the way,

ice is the perfect weapon

because it melts

and leaves no evidence.

Saw that in a movie,

i think.

What was that movie?

Cap, you know

what I'm talking about.

Stay on task,

iron man.

We need to find that casket

before it's opened.

Eternal winter in a box?

Nope, not seeing it.

Would long summer

on a stick work?

Ymir and the casket

of ancient winters

are as powerful

as they are old, iron man.

Trifle with them

at your peril.

I'm not trifling, hammer-time.

I'm judging.

Glacier-to-go may be big,

strong,

and handy

when the fridge breaks,

but even popsicles know

to stay in the shade.

So why is he here?

And how did he get here?

I don't know.

This doesn't add up.

Something's off.

And you're off to join it.

Whoa! Iron man

just became iron rocket!

Is he okay? Should I tag in?

'Cause I can tag in.

Negative, reptil.

You're here to observe

as a trainee.

That's what you do

on a ride-along.

Technically,

it's more of a fly-along.

And I can just

power dive into a--

do not engage, reptil.

Check on the boats out there.

That's an order.

Boats. Yes, sir.

Don't go too far, kid.

We're about to wrap this up.

Cap, I have a visual

on the casket.

It's in permafrosty's hand.

You make him drop it,

captain marvel.

I'll recover it.

Operation fumble is a go.

Time to make some ice scream.

Get it?

It's a play on words.

Not bad, hulk.

I mean, for you.

Snowball, corner pocket.

Who do you...

What did I do during

the best ice monster

beach brawl ever?

Boat check.

Wait. That looks like...

Loki.

Guys, it's reptil.

I think I just spotted--

a little busy right now, son.

I know, but you've

really gotta hear this.

About to lose ya.

Well, he did say,

"check on the boats,"

so...

Tagging in!

Drop the scepter, loki.

"Drop the scepter, loki,"

or what?

Or I'll-- I, uh...

Just drop it.

It's a fair question,

childasaurus.

Perhaps you should return

when you can answer it.

It's over, loki,

one way or the other.

Yes, even the best-laid plans

of immortals go awry,

thanks to your friends.

At least we can

agree on that!

Hole in the sky!

I'm trying to remember

all the positives

of a big hole in the sky.

Nope. There are none.

Okay, cap.

Got a plan for this nightmare?

Cap? Cap?

Aah!

Where are you,

pesky flea?

You can't hide.

Enough ice follies.

Need to secure the casket,

and the kid.

Well, I'm afraid this is where

you and I part ways, pre-hero.

I, to a new beginning,

and you, to oblivion.

Whoa! I'll tag out now.

Anybody want in? No?

Wait. I can fly.

I can out-flap this skynado,

no problem.

Is there any way to do this

without hugging?

This hug

is saving your life.

Then I'd rather perish.

As would I.

Stop complaining

and hug for your life!

There it is.

Okay, I've got the casket.

Now let's focus on...

A much bigger problem.

Whoa.

Incoming, me!

Gotcha!

Oh, hey, cap.

Mystical vortex troubles?

Funny, we were just

discussing that very topic.

Hulk has

an interesting theory.

No-o-o-o!

Had enough, skynado?

Reptil!

He's out cold.

Don't worry.

I got this. Kid!

Wake up! Yeah, no good.

Hey, hulk,

how about a little help?

Wake u-u-up!

Was that hulk?

Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

Hey, check it out.

I'm still alive.

Yeah!

We did it!

And I just invented

dino-boarding.

Uh-oh.

And dino-crashing.

And full-body dino-trauma.

Reptil, you alive?

For my encore, I will pass out.

The metal one spoke truth.

The island's warmth

made me weak.

It was a poor plan.

It was you that failed,

not my plan.

You were to open

the casket of ancient winters

in a remote location

so as to avoid detection.

Instead,

it was a wasted trip.

The meddlers were fortunate.

That may be, but Thor

delivers the casket

to asgard for safekeeping

as we speak.

Our new path to conquest

must crush all heroic obstacles.

I know a way.

You have an idea?

How refreshing.

Apologies, lord of ice.

Please continue.

I tell the tale of jolnir.

Oh, stop.

I've heard this tale.

Jolnir is a silly legend.

His kind and generous

winter antics

are a fairy tale

to amuse asgardian children

and gullible frost giants.

It's utter nonsense.

No. Jolnir is nearly

as ancient as I am,

and just as real.

Part frost giant, part elf,

jolnir was born

with immense power.

But instead of using

that power to rule,

he squandered it

on helping those

too young and weak

to help themselves--

children.

Today, jolnir

is better known

as Santa claus.

And each winter,

he brings gifts

to all the children

of the nine worlds

ho ho ho ho ho ho!

In one night.

Such a monumental feat

is impossible

to all but him.

Such power.

And if we

could harness that power,

none on earth could resist.

Yes, I am well aware

of Santa claus.

Santa claus is beloved,

celebrated.

Songs are sung in his name.

Hmm? Using him to dominate

the very beings

that adore him...

Well, that is just

too devious to resist.

I guess there's more to you

than snow and ice,

after all, ymir.

But where will we find him?

If the stories are true,

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