Mars Attacks! Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1996
- 106 min
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Whoa. He made the international sign
of the doughnut.
From the limited information available,
I've made three extrapolations.
One, our Martian friend
is a carbon-based life form.
Two, he breathes nitrogen.
And three,
the large cerebrum here indicates...
...telepathic potential.
You mean they can read our thoughts?
-Potentially, yes.
Are they a friendly people?
Logic dictates that given their extremely
high level of technical development...
...they're an advanced culture...
...therefore, peaceful and enlightened.
The human race, on the other hand...
...is an aggressively dangerous species.
Now, I suspect they have
more to fear from us...
...than we from them.
-Doctor.
-Thank you, professor.
For many years,
I've been refining a translating computer.
The results are not perfect...
...but this may answer
some of your questions.
All green of skin...
...800 centuries ago.
Their bodily fluids
include the birth of half-breeds.
-How many centuries did he say?
-Eight hundred, sir.
--self-determination of the cosmos.
For dark is the suede
that mows like a harvest.
What the hell does that mean?
-Hey, Mitch.
-Good morning, miss.
I'm sorry, you can't come this way.
There's a tour in progress.
Oh.
Hello, my name is Barbara.
Hello, Barbara.
I am an alcoholic,
but I haven't had a drink in three months.
Thank you.
I'm feeling so optimistic
because of the Martians.
We're not alone in the universe.
And it's so perfect...
...that it's happening at the beginning
of the new millennium.
Our planet was suffering
with the ozone and the rain forest...
...and so many people
unhappy in their lives.
And then the Martians heard
our global karmic cry for help.
People say they're ugly...
...but I think they've come
to show us the way.
I think they've come to save us.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
You be careful, baby, okay?
Don't get yourself killed.
Oh, ain't she cute?
-Son, we're real proud of you.
-Thanks, Dad.
Let me take this.
-So long, bro.
-So long, retard.
Just don't be touching none of my stuff
while I'm gone.
Bye-bye, Grandma.
Goodbye, Thomas.
It's Billy Glenn, Grandma.
I know. Thomas. Ha-ha-ha.
Bye-bye, honey.
I got to go.
All right.
I love you, baby.
Adios.
Be careful, boy.
Bye-bye.
Well, he'll be all right.
-I hope so.
-Army trains them good.
Well, he's gone for a while.
Oh, Richie, why can't you be more
like your brother?
Darling, we got plumb lucky
with Billy Glenn.
Can't expect the same luck twice.
Richie, want to make yourself
useful for a change?
-Sure, Dad.
-Take Grandma back to the home.
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