Married to the Mob Page #4

Angela...

I wanna help you.

Oh, you're so sweet.

Thanks.

Oh, Angela...

Holy sh*t! The grieving widow!

Keep your hands of me.

Bingo!

Ma, what are we gonna do now?

I don't know, hon.

I just don't know.

Attention, shoppers! Sprint to

the deli counter, where pizza is on sale

for the next 30 minutes only.

- Hi, Rose.

- Hi, Angela.

Angela!

Connie.

Weight Watchers, huh?

You worried about your figure?

- Some of us are.

- Cute.

Joan Rivers Junior, huh?

You know, Angela,

sometimes when a girl gets single,

she starts thinking about

goin out with other giris guys.

Connie, I am not interested in Tony.

Everybody is interested in Tony.

You beter call it of, because

if I ever catch you two together...

I... I...

Just forget about it!

Try keepin Tony on a leash!

I think you'll find one in aisle 5!

Oh, yeah? While I'm there,

I'll pick you up a flea collar!

Angela, watch your ass!

- Will that be spiced or regular?

- Spiced.

OK. Comin right up.

Die! Die, earthling!

Joey...

- Where did you get that?

- Uncle Tony gave it to me.

- Uncle Tony?

- He gave me this, too. A $100 bill!

- He bought some stuf for you, too!

- Oh, yeah?

Ta-da!

Die!

Joey, stop it!

What's the mater, Ma?

Joey...

Tony is not your uncle. He's not a relative.

And I don't want you

taking presents from him any more.

Can I keep the Lazer Tag stuf?

No. Sorry.

Run upstairs and do your homework.

OK.

Because I care.

- Your receipts, Mrs de Marco.

- Mm-hm, mm-hm.

Your generosity is overwhelming.

Here - the pink slip to the car, and

the address where to pick it up tonight.

God bless you, Mrs de Marco.

Forget about it. Oh, after tonight...

- Yes?

- Lose that address.

- Ready, big guy?

- Let's go, Mom.

OK. Here we go.

- Mm. Whos the bimbo?

- Angela de Marco.

The former

Miss Angela Maria Gianelli.

Daughter of Dominick and Catherine,

both deceased.

Mother of Joseph Francis, age seven.

Subject graduated

Bayside High School, Queens, 1978.

Atended one semester

Robert Ren Beauty Academy.

College education - none.

- Favourite vegetable?

- Cucumber.

- Favourite animal?

- Tiger.

What? Cucumber Frank de Marcos

widow is screwing Tony Russo?

- That's what Tonys wife thinks.

- I don't get it. How does Connie fit in?

From my observation, sir, Connie is

the one person who Tony actively fears.

Who knows why,

but it borders on the pathological.

Subject married

Francis Aloysius de Marco, May 15, 1979.

The key is Angela de Marco.

I say we tap her phone, her house,

her bedroom. Stake her out.

Scope her, tail her, coming and going,

and we catch Tony The Tiger

with his pants down.

Not bad, Downey. Get the b*tch.

- Why is she stoppin here, Ed?

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