Marci X Page #5

Give her another one.

Go on.

Okay.

Now listen, I know

I suck at this, okay?

But it's my very, very

first time.

And I'm just not very musical.

Although I did love Lion King.

All right, so, but rapping.

Let me just think

for a minute, okay?

So, okay, so rapping,

it's about being...

about being honest...

"real," right?

Okay.

So, okay, okay, okay.

I would really like to talk

to all the women

in the audience...

in the house.

As you say.

Give me what you gave him.

Okay.

Mar-say!

Girlfriend.

Get down.

He says he's got the power

Somewhere in his pants

He says that I'm not real

That I don't stand a chance

Okay, I'm white, I'm blonde,

I'm Jewish

Could it get any worse?

But I have got a secret

The power in my purse

When I was very little,

my mom said to me

A man's just a man,

nothing comes free

Well, who can I trust

in this universe?

She said you trust the power,

the power in your purse

We've got the power

This one's Chanel

We've got the power

Mm, new purse smell

We've got the power

Yes, it's all right here

We've got the power

Come on, dawgs, get it in gear.

You tell it, girl!

Go on!

It's au courant,

just what you want

Hermes, Versace,

Saint Laurent

Please give me more

of Michael Kors

And Gucci, Pucci, Miss Dior

Louis Vuitton

just gets me gone

Ferra, Dolce, turn me on

Halston, Calvin, hip hooray

Herve Leger and Gaultier

Give me Ralph or give me Donna

Valentino, yes, I wanna

Lagerfeld, and in all candor

Balenciaga and Jill Sander

Armani, please, you know I gotta

And Missoni, Boss and Prada

Badgley Mischka,

Courreges, Cardin

Can I keep going?

Yes, I can

De la Renta and Kamali

Lecroix, Bill Blass,

bravo, Cavalli!

Betsey Johnson, Anna Sui

I see me in a Givenchy

Von Furstenburg and Perry Ellis

Please, Mark Jacobs,

don't be jealous

I love them all,

it's like a curse

It's fashion power in my purse

She's got the power

Oh! I love this thing

She's got the power

Everyone, sing, sing, sing

She's got the power

God, what it stores

She's got the power

So come on now, what's in yours?

-I got powder

-I've got gloss

-I got Kleenex

-I got floss

-I've got Visa

-MasterCharge

Yo, girlfriends,

you're living large

-I've got gum

-A bra with lace

-I've got tweezers

-I've got mace

-I got my smokes

-I've got a light

I've got the sun in the morning

and the moon at night

Thank you, Jesus

Thank you, Jesus

For my heavenly purse...

Me?

Okay, all right.

And I am telling you

I'm not going-ah...

That's all I know.

We've got the power

We cannot lose

We've got the power

Look, it matches our shoes

We've got the power

Come on, everyone dance

We've got the power

See, we don't need pants

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