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Synopsis: While delivering an award to her humanitarian father Ben Feld, the stylish wealthy Jewish Caucasian Marci Feld is surprised by the attack of the conservative senator Mary Ellen Spinkle to her father in the media. The motive is the lyrics of the rap "Shoot Ya' Teacha " sing by Dr. S and released by the hip-hop record label Felony Assault that belongs to Ben. He has a heart attack, and his daughter decides to assume the problem and negotiate a public excuse of Dr. S in the MTV Award. However, the bad boy sings a polemic song on television to humiliate Merci that gives senator Sprinkle the chance to promote the "Buttgate".
Genre: Comedy, Music
Director(s): Richard Benjamin
Production: Paramount Pictures
  4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
2.8
Metacritic:
20
Rotten Tomatoes:
9%
R
Year:
2003
84 min
$1,528,682
Website
117 Views


the power so fine

Screaming for the power,

the power that's mine

If I showed you all the power,

you'd go into a trance

I have you in my power,

with the power in my pants

We want the power

Try not to stare

We want the power

Give me some air

We want the power

Give, give, give

Give me some drums

We want the power

Here it comes

You say you want the power,

the power to come

# You want to ride

the power to the maximum #

You say you use the power

to enhance romance

Come on, take some power,

the power in my pants

You say you need the power,

the power supreme

You want to touch the power,

till you make it your dream

-You play with the power...

-Excuse... Hi.

You know it's your chance

Got a magic wand, yeah,

the power in my pants

Hold on to your purse.

We want the power

'Cause he got game

We want the power

# You're playing games #

-All right!

-Yeah!

Feel my song inside your thong

The power that stick,

that knows every trick

If you can't live with it,

then you don't know dick.

Thank you.

Sit down.

Sit your asses down.

All right.

How y'all feeling?

Sick!

Ain't y'all glad

there's a doctor in the house?

Yeah!

I want to give

a special shout out

to someone who is near

and dear to my heart.

I think you all know

who I'm talking about.

That's right.

She's a recording artist,

and she's got a workout video

and her own perfume.

And she got an ass you just want

to take pictures with.

You know who I'm talking about--

the Booty Monster herself...

Miss Yolanda Quinones.

Yolanda!

Am I late?

You're late,

but you're right on time.

Come on, sit down

while the Doctor

put on the clinic.

Hey, Medic, show 'em

how we operate.

Hi.

Go. Go talk to him.

For your father.

Mingle.

Spanky, here.

Coming off,

coming through

and going back.

Dr. S, hi.

Marci Feld.

It's a pleasure.

Really.

Who are you?

Um, I'm Ben Feld's daughter.

Anyway, I can see

you're very busy,

so I'm just going

to take a second.

But we really do have to chat

about, you know, your new CD.

Why?

Well, I'm sure you know

all about the hoo-ha.

Please. Ooh!

I'm also sure you're every bit

as upset about it as I am.

You know.

You're upset?

You're hot and bothered?

Um...

Anyway, I have a plan.

-You do, huh?

-Yeah.

You're just going to love it.

I bet I will.

Oh, yeah.

Ew, this is...

all covered with you.

You know, you could sell that.

Oh, yeah?

-On eBay.

-Oh...

30 seconds.

Oh, okay.

Well, here it is.

Um... next week,

you're supposed to appear live

at the MTV Awards.

Perfect-- it's global,

millions of people watching.

Just the perfect place

for you to say to the entire

world, "I'm really sorry.

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Paul Rudnick

Paul M. Rudnick (born December 29, 1957) is an American playwright, novelist, screenwriter and essayist. His plays have been produced both on and off Broadway and around the world, and Ben Brantley, when reviewing Rudnick’s The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told in The New York Times, wrote that, “Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today. more…

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