Management Page #3

or do you have relatives around or...?

- My mom, she's over in Laurel. That...

Her name is Mary.

- What does she do?

She sells insurance to deaf people.

Nice sweatsuit.

I don't want you to take this the

wrong way but I think, we probably

shouldn't sleep in the same bed.

It's a good call.

So is your return ticket all set?

I actually don't have one.

- You don't have a return ticket?

I bought a one-way.

- Why?

That's completely unacceptable, Mike.

- I know.

You need to buy one.

- I know, I'm sorry. I didn't have enough money.

What?

- I only had enough for a one-way.

And I thought, I thought, I'm just gonna go for it.

- With me?

Yes. It was a far-flung notion.

- That was a f***ing stupid notion.

I guess.

- I'll lend you the money.

No, you don't have to do that!

- Yeah, well I'm going to.

Okay, hey, would you first consider

taking a morning off from work?

No.

- We can hang out and then I'll leave.

If I don't you can... mace me.

You're insane.

- We could go to the zoo, that'd be fun.

Mike, zoos suck.

- Okay, then we'll do something else.

Come on Sue, take a day off from work,

you look like you could use it.

I do?

Have me buzz those people,

come on, let me take it!

Not too hard okay?

You shouldn't smoke.

I'm done. Forever. I'm serious.

No, you don't... hey! You don't need to do that.

Yeah but I am, I'm done.

It's time.

Let's see if I understand something.

Do you think that you like me, Mike?

Yes.

- Why?

Cause you have style.

No I don't.

- Yeah you do.

No, no. I don't.

- Yeah.

You give away 30% of your income.

You would to if you'd... make... more.

- No I wouldn't.

You're also incredibly sweet.

Well beneath...

- Beneath what?

Beneath the part of you that's not.

I'm gonna get you bus.

I'll pay you back for the ticket.

- Don't worry about it.

So will I ever see you again?

That wouldn't be good for you, Mike.

I'm not good with people.

No, that's not true.

- Yeah, I know it is.

No, it's not. What about those homeless guys?

They love you.

What about the soccer gals?

What about me?

Okay, buddy, all aboard.

Hey, Mike, I think you better go on the bus.

Hey Sue, it's Mike. Calling, again,

I'm trying not to call too much but,

I just wanted to make sure that you

got the poem that I sent last week

you know, the sort of an elongated haiku thing...

Anyway, you know my home number

and of course the front desk.

But seriously,

you should call cause I'm definitely around.

Anyway, talk to you later, I hope, bye.

I thought you were gonna quit smoking?

I just did.

What are you doing here?

Work.

Hey, did you, did you get my haiku?

- The elongated one?

Yeah.

- Yeah.

It was nice.

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