Mamaboy Page #4

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those jeans are on my mind.

It's true.

Oh, it's true.

I'm hooked.

I'm hypnotized.

She's voodoo with big blue eyes.

It's true.

So true.

She's every thought.

She's every word.

If I could sleep,

I'd dream of her.

I'm hit.

Going down in flames.

Tail spinning, and

she's to blame.

I'm hit.

I'm out of control.

Falling in love,

falling hard you know.

I'm hit.

Going down in flames.

Shell-shocked, and I

can't see straight.

Other girls are miles below her.

I'm hit, and it's game over.

Nurse Zelda, may I

offer you a cup of punch?

Is it spiked?

No, no, no, no, no.

I made it myself.

Oh, pass-a-Rooney.

Are you sure?

My exotic blend of papaya,

mango, and the guava

are temptingly delightful,

with a splash of passion fruit

that will curl your toes.

What?

Why, principal Miller.

Are you, um, trying

to seduce me?

God, no.

Perish the thought.

I just thought you

might be thirsty.

Ok, daddy.

She stole my world.

If only she were my girl.

She's every thought.

She's every word.

If I can sleep,

I'd dream of her.

I'm hit.

She's too delicious, burning

for her bright red kisses.

Got to tell her.

I know I should, 'cause I'm

hit, and I'm hit for good.

I'm hit.

And it's game over.

You guys are great.

Go and take a break.

We'll be right back.

Ok, ladies.

Get in line.

The ditto Meister

is now accepting

reservations for romance.

How soon they forget a hero.

These small town girls don't

know what they're missing.

Striking out over

there, aren't you?

Oh, one, two, and three.

Here, drown your sorrows.

Yeah, thank you.

Mm.

Aw, disgustamundo.

There we go.

Just what the doctor ordered.

Some for me... eh, some for you,

some for the punch bowl too.

Know what? Let's uh, lower your

standards just a little bit.

There we go. Great.

May I have this dance?

Oh, my prince charming.

Where have you been all my life?

Ha, ha, all right.

Come with me.

Nurse Zelda.

Captain?

This is very

tasty punch, indeed.

I think I will have one or

two or 16 more of these.

I'm happy it pleases you.

I can give you

the secret recipe.

Oh, well, give it to me, baby.

I gots to have it.

Like bear on waters skis.

Nurse Zelda, do we have an ill

student out there on the floor?

How would I know?

Bear on water skis.

So what did you

think of the band?

It was fine.

Having a good time?

Mm-hm.

Really, Lisa.

Let's not hog the hunk.

Ditto.

Ditto!

You're an exquisite

dancer, and so sexy.

Hit and run, ditto.

Ditto, hit and run!

Looks like Hankins is

moving in on your territory.

Yeah, dude. He's putting a squeeze

on your grapefruits, man.

Yeah, go get him.

Yeah!

Oh, h... hi... hi, bronco.

How's algebra going?

Ditto?

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