Making Mr. Right Page #3

IF ALL ELSE FAILS,

HE CAN ALWAYS:

TAKE YOUR PLACE:

ON JURY DUTY.

Men:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

TO YOU:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,

DEAR ULYSSES:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

[ALL CHEERING]

AHEM. DR. PETERS,

HE REALLY IS:

AN AMAZING CREATION,

BUT I THINK THA WE MIGHT WANNA TAKE

SOME TIME TO POLISH UP

HIS SOCIAL GRACES.

SOCIAL GRACES?

WHAT FOR?

JEFF,

I'VE GOTTA AGREE

WITH MISS STONE.

I THINK A WOMAN:

WOULD BE:

A GOOD INFLUENCE

ON HIM.

TRISH?

HI!

WHAT ARE YOU:

DOING HERE?

IVY'S WEDDING ISN' UNTIL NEXT WEEK.

[DOG WHIMPERING]

OH, TRISH...

I CAN'T BELIEVE DONALD

WOULD DO THIS TO YOU!

YEAH, MY MOTHER

WAS RIGHT.

I SHOULD NEVER:

HAVE MARRIED AN ACTOR.

OHH...

WHAT'S GOING ON?

ARE YOU HAVING:

A GARAGE SALE?

OH, YOU MIGH CALL IT THAT.

I'M CHANGING

MY LIFE,

GETTING RID:

OF THE GARBAGE.

OH, NO!

STEVE, TOO?

MM-HMM.

JESUS, FRANKIE,

I ALWAYS THOUGHT STEVE

WAS ABOUT THE BES YOU WERE GONNA DO.

BUT IT'S NICE TO KNOW

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

WHO'S BEEN DRAGGED

THROUGH THE MUD:

BY SOME MACHO SCUM.

[DOG BARKS]

SNOWBALL!

TRISH, IT WASN' EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

YOU KNOW, FRANKIE,

BEING SINGLE AGAIN

COULD BE REALLY GREAT.

I MEAN, YOU COULD GO

WHEREVER YOU WANTED,

SLEEP WITH WHOEVER

YOU WANTED,

HAVE ABSOLUTELY:

INCREDIBLE SEX:

WITH STRANGERS.

LIKE, UM...

I'VE NEVER MADE I WITH A BODYBUILDER,

HAVE YOU?

OR AN ACROBAT?

[LAUGHING]

HOW ABOU A CAR MECHANIC?

A SWEATY ONE.

[LAUGHS]

I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED

A M\NAGE TROIS,

HAVE YOU?

WITH STEVE?

MM-HMM.

OH, GOD, IT WAS

HARD ENOUGH:

TO GET HIM ALONE.

OH.

AND EVEN THEN I WASN'T HARD ENOUGH.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

WELL, FRANKIE,

WHEN YOU:

THINK ABOUT IT...

THERE ARE A LO OF POSSIBILITIES.

Frankie:
OK...

THAT'S

THE FIRST PROBLEM.

YOU'VE GOT NICE EYES,

ULYSSES,

NOW USE THEM.

LOOK AT ME.

WHY? I KNOW

YOU'RE THERE.

BECAUSE LOOKING:

SOMEONE IN THE EYES

MAKES THEM FEEL:

THAT YOU CARE:

ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE

SAYING.

THAT'S POINT NUMBER ONE:

MAKE EYE CONTACT.

AND POINT NUMBER 2

IS LISTENING.

NOW, YOU LOOK AT A WOMAN,

OR ANYONE,

FOR THAT MATTER,

AND LISTEN--

AS IF WHA THEY'RE SAYING

IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

GOOD.

GOOD. NOW,

POINT NUMBER 3:

CONFIDENCE.

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

JUST STAY THERE.

STAY...

STAY.

[BUZZ]

YEAH?

Woman:
STEVE MARCUS

IS HERE TO SEE YOU.

OK, UH, JUST HOLD HIM

THERE, WOULD YOU?

I'LL BE RIGHT UP.

ULYSSES, WHY DON' YOU WATCH THIS

FOR A LITTLE WHILE, OK?

THEY HAVE NOBODY.

Phil Donahue:

YOU ALSO ARE, LIKE--

I'M VERY PLEASED

THAT YOU WOULD BE--

OH! HERE.

HERE. THIS IS

A TALK SHOW.

NOW, YOU'RE GONNA

BE ON ONE OF THESE

IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS,

SO I WANT YOU:

TO STUDY,

OKEY-DOKEY?

OKEY-DOKEY.

HOW 'BOUT, SHOULD YOU MARRY,

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