Major League Page #3
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- 1989
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Bardahl.
Vagisil.
Any one of 'em will give you
another 2 to 3 inches drop
on your curve ball.
'Course, if the umps
are watching me close,
I just rub a little jalapeo
inside my nose, get it running.
Then if I need to load the ball up a little,
I just wipe my nose.
You put snot on the ball?
I haven't got an arm like yours.
I gotta put anything on it I can find.
Someday you will, too.
Qu pasa there, Pedro?
Bats, they are sick.
I can no hit curve ball.
Straight ball, I hit it very much.
Curve ball, bats are afraid.
I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats.
He will come.
Hey, you know, you might think about
taking Jesus Christ as your savior,
instead of fooling around
with all this stuff.
Sh*t, Harris.
Jesus. I like him very much,
but he no help with curve ball.
You trying to say
Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?
Okay, Harris.
Let's not start a holy war here.
I wouldn't leave that rum sitting around
out here with this group.
Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum.
Is very bad.
S, s, Pedro.
Attaboy, Dorn.
Way to get in front of that ball.
That's the ticket.
Gracias.
Okay.
Third base.
- Sh*t.
- Jesus!
He's safe!
Damn!
Jeez!
He's going.
- Come on.
- Out!
- Final cut-down day, right?
- Afraid so.
I don't wanna go in there.
Yeah. Look, whatever happens,
you just keep it to yourselves
until you get out of the clubhouse.
You don't wanna celebrate
in front of guys who just died.
Yeah, but what if
we're one of the deceased, huh?
Come on, Jake, it's only your life.
Yes, yes, yes.
I got news for you, Mr. Brown.
You haven't heard the last of me.
You may think I'm sh*t now,
but someday,
you're gonna be sorry that you cut me.
I'm gonna catch on somewhere else,
and every time that I pitch against you,
I'm gonna stick it up your f***ing ass!
Good. I like that kind of spirit
in a player.
The only problem is I didn't cut you.
What?
I think someone's been
having some fun with you.
Jesus.
Hey, hey, hey!
Vaughn!
Come on, guys! Cool it!
- Don't f*** with me, Vaughn!
- Yeah?
F*** you!
What's the matter, rookie fuckwad,
can't you take a little joke?
Oh, yeah. Real f***ing funny, a**hole!
All right. All right! Knock that sh*t off!
Lou, you better make it real clear
to this little lady,
I'm not about to take his sh*t.
Shut up, Dorn.
Save all that energy for the field.
Got a long way to go
before the season's over.
Like what?
Like packing for Cleveland.
Come on.
Ricky Vaughn? Willie Hayes?
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