Maid Page #3

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have to understand.

I am in charge of the maids here.

You have to call me "Boss", okay?

Why do I have to call you "Boss"?

We are all maids.

She's such a b*tch, Boss!

Should I slap her?

No, Pookie.

Don't lower yourself to her level.

Hey, fatso!

Just do as I say! Understand?

And one more thing...

You must speak the central dialect...

...or English in this house.

(Understand?)

So uncivilized...

I hate is those who forget

where they come from.

You think you're so high

coz you speak English?

You're just a dumb beetle

in a nice dress!

Slap her first.

Don't do it! Think about the money!

Your bag.

Enough already.

TV sets in Thailand are so cheap.

Hey! It doesn't need a bash!

It's not broken!

It's been censored.

What does "censor" mean?

They're afraid kids'd

get bad influence from TV.

So they blur it.

But I know that

he's holding a cigarette.

Look, he's puffing!

Puff, puff, puff!

Everybody knows he's smoking.

What's the point of censoring it?

Oh, another one?

He's holding a gun to his head.

The blurring thing is useless.

It's all over the place,

I can't see anything!

If they are so afraid,

they shouldn't show the movie

in the first place!

Thai people are so stupid!

So, why are you living in Thailand,

you Karen refugee?

Before you were called Cat

what was your real name

Meow.

But I changed it to "Cat",

Like Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Where are you from?

What? Me?

I'm from Chiang Rai in the far North.

The town of Chiang Khong.

This house is great!

It's so international!

Pookie.

According to Mrs Emma's rules...

everybody must be in bed by 10 pm.

That includes both old

and new maids!

Hop to it!

Go!

The fat girl's a real b*tch, Boss.

I know.

Oh Breakfast

As fast as you can, Madam.

So rural...

...and stupid to boot.

Jim, tea!

What are you doing?

- That's my job!

- Madam called me.

Look what you've done!

I didn't mean to...

I thought you called me,

so I poured tea for you.

But the fat girl got in the way!

I didn't mean it!

Mrs Emma, you called me!

I was only doing my duty!

I didn't want you to think

I'm lazy!

Oh my.

I have two Jims.

I've got an idea.

A way to separate us.

I'm big,

so you can call me "Big Jim".

She's as black as the ace of spades.

So call her "Black Jim".

What do you think?

That's not a bad idea.

"Big Jim".

"Black Jim".

No, no, Mrs Emma.

"Jim" is a slang for "vagina."

You can't call me "Black Vagina."

I'd never be able to show my face

in public again!

Don't be so dramatic, Black Jim.

Remember Clause 1, Article 1.

"Do not argue with Madam".

Yes, Madam.

2 bunches for 7 Baht.

Can I get them for 5 Baht, Lucy?

My name's not Lucy.

Oh! You kind of look like Lucy Liu.

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