Magicians: Life in the Impossible Page #6

passed out in the front row.

Physically unconscious

in the front row.

That was a first.

That was actually a first.

I've never had someone

pass out in my show before.

so we decided that

I would move out.

I went from a 4,000

square foot castle

To a 300 square foot

studio apartment.

It's great.

I love it, yeah.

I looked for a

aaa battery the other day,

And I just opened

the drawers right there,

you know?

And I open the refrigerator,

and everything in

the refrigerator

Is stuff that I like.

It's kind of tight.

My routine is I have certain

clothes that I wear,

So I put on pants and shirt.

I always wear short-sleeved

shirts 'cause I do

sleight of hand.

I get a lot of mileage

out of that.

And uh, and a vest.

And I have 13 pockets

in this vest.

Deck of cards,

extra deck of cards.

An extra wallet.

Business cards.

Do you want to see

humpty dumpty's card trick?

Can you take a card?

Don't let humpty dumpty

see it.

Just pull one out.

- You got one?

- -yep, okay.

Okay, know what it is?

Put it back.

Here you go.

Humpty, humpty.

Humpty dumpty.

Take a card.

Take a card.

He-- he picked up

this card.

-What was your card?

-Seven of hearts.

What a good boy!

There's a smart doggie.

-Who knew?

-That's a good boy.

we just moved

into this new house.

This is perfect.

I have gates.

It's great.

You don't even

have a bell.

of course it's great.

There's an office

building in the front,

Warehouse in the back.

A pool house.

We can basically

tour the bathrooms.

The americans

love bathrooms.

We have 12, I think.

And if there is an emergency,

there's another bathroom.

It's enough, basically.

And if I don't want

to see jan,

I'm just staying

in the west wing

And he stays in

the east wing,

so it's easy.

I never, ever went

into a bar and did magic.

"hey, how's it going?

Buy you a drink?

Pick a card."

It's stupid.

But being a magician

and doing all this

Has definitely allowed me

to date far more

Than a guy who

looks like me should.

I mean, I always used

to say that I'm married to

the magic and that's it.

But I met rachel

and I decided that I wanted

to be with her.

She's pretty awesome.

When I said that to my mom,

"oh, I'm dating a magician,"

She was like,

"did you say musician?"

And I had to explain to her

that no, it was magician.

And it took

my mom and my family

a little bit of time

To, like, wrap their heads

around how someone could do it

professionally.

-And I mean--

-it takes everybody

a long time

To wrap their heads

around that.

The wedding actually

causes quite a lot

of agita.

It really does.

If I had it my way,

it'd be drive-thru in vegas.

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