Magic Mike XXL Page #2

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What in the hell

are you doing here, man?

What do you think

I'm doing here, man?

You said seize the day.

I ain't missing this sh*t.

You got off work?

C.E.O. Of my own company.

I take vacations

when I want them.

Wait.

Your girl gave you a hall pass?

I don't need a hall pass,

I just somebody to tell me

that this isn't a terrible idea.

Oh, this is a horrible idea.

But you can't take it back now.

So get the f***

on the Van.

Let's go.

Yeah!

This is like when Justin

came back to backstreet.

You f***ing kidding me?

Justin was in nsync.

Kevin Richardson came back

to Backstreet in 2012.

Get your Orlando history

straight.

I'm not from Orlando.

I don't give a sh*t.

Well, you know who does give

a sh*t?

People who actually have

musical taste.

Backstreet was

the only legitimate boy band

that ever came out of Florida,

period.

And that conversation

just happened.

Welcome back, Mike!

Welcome back, brother.

Oh, my, oh, tell me why

Ain't this something

that money can't buy?

Oh, money

Money

Money

Money

Money

Money

That money can't...

Hey, Mikey, what do you

think of the truck, bro?

This thing's f***ing crazy.

Right?

Hey, so, I got my, uh,

my buddy Martn.

He hooked me up with his uncle's

old roach coach.

And then I got Tarzan

back there

to paint it up

all sick Picasso style.

Yeah, I mean, I'm mostly

an oil-on-canvas guy,

but I did the best I could.

What exactly are y'all doing

out of it, though?

I'm making artisanal

probiotic Froyo.

I serve it

out of this side.

Tobias spins

out of the other.

The whole thing's like

a healthy mobile block party.

It's crazy, right?

We'll keep your feet loose

and satisfy your sweet tooth.

That's actually

a pretty F***in' good idea.

Yeah.

Appreciate that, Mike.

Yeah. Good show.

Money can buy you silks and sable

False religion,

fame and fable

Is this, uh, is this

how the whole trip is gonna be?

You're gonna... you're gonna be

on this thing the whole time?

Are you kidding?

Relax.

I got a bunch of orders

just came in.

All the guys at the shop

are just freaking out.

If you're gonna be here,

be here, man.

Be present.

Okay.

I'll... be present.

Money

Said money

What are you even doing?

Narcissus is taking pics

of his eyebrows.

Yeah.

You zoom in.

You find the sh*t

you can't catch in the mirror.

See? Look.

I need a Tweeze right there.

Sh*t works.

Mike, come on, man.

All right.

Relax.

Yo.

All right.

That's it.

What are you... yo!

What the f*** are you doing?

IPhone went "bye, phone."

Are you serious right now?

Buy another one, you rich motherf***er.

Turn the f***ing truck around.

No. Keep driving.

How do you like that,

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