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Hey, I'm really sorry about

your bag. I really am.

Sure. It's okay.

Thank you.

I'm realistic.

You act so eco-friendly and sh*t...

You knew you'd end up throwing

that f***ing dog away.

What was your plan,

what was your plan?

English.

Oh, sorry, Alicia.

What a gentleman.

Brink? Mmm-hmm.

From one to 10,

how much do you like him?

I don't know.

We just met.

From one to 10, how

much do you like her?

Six point four, six point five.

No, I'm kidding.

Ten, 11. The most.

No. I can take a six. It's okay.

Thank you.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Yeah. Um... Not in Chile.

In the United States...

We broke up, 'cause...

Has anyone talked to Sara?

I tried to call her today, but...

I talked to her.

She sat next to that screaming

baby the entire way.

F*** that baby.

Well, she's coming tomorrow, right?

So, it's not that bad.

Yeah. True.

True.

Agustin.

Does this sh*t work?

Yeah, it should.

Is there ammunition?

Uh... I think. Maybe there.

Hey.

Take a look at this video.

That video doesn't do

anything, Agustin.

Whatever. You should

try it, though.

Relax your eyes,

and stare at the center.

He's good.

He once cured this stomach

ache I had for two days.

That's disgusting, Barbara.

What's wrong with your body?

What's wrong with your face?

Shut up!

It's never worked for me,

so don't feel bad

if it doesn't work.

Can I look away now?

Agustin, stop it.

She's not liking it.

Why don't you finish

what you start, Alicia?

Okay, now...

Hey!

This.

Whoa. That's trippy.

Right? Mmm-hmm.

You want me to hypnotize

you for real now?

Okay.

Good night.

I have to study, so keep it quiet.

Mmm-hmm.

Okay. Lay here.

No. I'm tired.

Oh. Maybe tomorrow.

Come on. Try new things. It's fun.

But I didn't really

sleep on the plane.

So boring!

Yeah. That's cool. Good night.

Thank you. Good night, guys.

Sleep well. Good night.

Yeah, you, too.

Hey, let's watch a

movie or something?

Hey, f***er! Answer me.

C'mon man.

I'm trying to do something here.

Hey, what's the weirdest place

you've ever had sex with Sara?

Or are you the conservative types?

It's so cold.

I wish Alicia was

here to keep me warm.

Melda, yeah, one

loaf a day is fine.

Slave!

Where is my breakfast!

It's ready.

Go tell Alicia to come down.

Alicia! Alicia!

Breakfast!

Breakfast, amiga.

Alicia.

Agustin, your dick! Gross!

That's disgusting.

Ew!

What were you dreaming about?

You don't wanna know.

Yes, I do.

What's so funny?

Sit down, girlfriend.

Hey, Alicia, how did you sleep?

I slept great. Thank you.

You look tired.

I love the South.

I always sleep like a pig.

Have you heard from Sara?

Not yet.

There's no reception here.

If you want me, I can

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