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I don't need any doctors

poking around|inside me that's all.

Are you serious about this?

I mean is this a deal breaker?

Yeah, I guess it is.

Sadie, Sadie.

I have to put you on hold.

Sadie, what's the first|rule for being an agent?

Never forget an|act that killed Lincoln.

Head of the class.

Get me Bernstein in Legal.

Corky has turned impossible.

I don't believe it.

Well, I should have|been a cesspool cleaner

like my mama wanted.

Corky's so cheap,

last night he sent his|girlfriend out to hustle.

It's not true, not true.

Just ignore him.

When she came|back this morning,

he asked how much she'd|gotten and she said

"Sixteen dollars|and ten cents".

Corky said "ten cents?

My God, who gave|you ten cents?"

And she said "Everybody".

Dammit.

Everybody, she said,

Body, body, body.

Dody, dudy, duny.

And she said...

And she said...

and she said everybody.

Hello?

I've been having|meetings for hours.

I couldn't budge 'em Cork.

I thought you|said they wanted me?

Well they do Cork, but...

Didn't you explain|about the principle?

Now kid,|this is network policy.

It's legal policy.

Now I'm sitting here

with three of our|genius lawyers,

my God, their IQ's alone

must total up to 100.

Now we have called|NBC a dozen times

and they are not,

I repeat not about to spend

a half a million bucks

only to find out on taping day

that there's some|kinda health problem.

There's no problem.

Corky!

Make 'em understand.

Well...

shoo will you fellas.

Let me handle this alone.

Yep.

Good luck Ben.

Yeah.

Now kid I don't|have to ask you

what the trouble is.

'Cause I know|what the trouble is.

I've told you once before.

It's just success kid.

Please believe me.

You want success

but you're afraid of it.

Now that happens to|everybody at this stage.

I'm not afraid.

Now you stay right there.

and I'll be right over

and we'll talk it through.

I'm not afraid.

Hang tight kid.

I'm on my way.

I won't be here.

We should hit Grossinger's|inside another 20 minutes.

Never mind that.

Take your next left.

Here.

Keep going into town.

Your place?

I was brought up here.

Must remember it being|a whole lot bigger huh?

No.

Wanna look around.

No point.

Family all gone huh?

Yeah.

Ah, you're lucky.

I live with four brothers.

All a**holes.

I don't want to come on|like some ghoul, but uh...

do you got people in there?

People?

Just family.

You look a lot like|yourself, you know that?

Yeah, I caught you on the|Carson Show a couple times.

You must make|a ton for that huh?

How'd you luck into that?

You know?

See, I sing great.

I know they'd cream over me.

My agent,|William Morris, arranged it.

Is this Morris guy

a personal friend of Carson?

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