Magic Page #2
- Year:
- 1989
- 16 min
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You see the broad|with the big jugs?
You mean the ah,|young lady in the feathers?
Yeah, I see her so what?
Wonder if she'ld like a|roll in the shavings with me?
I don't think|you're very funny.
Well they do.
Thank you.
Thank you.
A nice gimmick, the dummy.
What's his name?
Fats.
Don't encourage him.
I will now change|a diamond into a heart.
I guess the reason|I'm such a great lover is um...
I don't want to hear|about your sex life
if you don't mind.
Everybody likes short stories.
Shhh, Don't encourage him|please ladies and gentlemen.
That's really|a clever shtick.
Thank you.
All right,
pick a diamond.
Huh?
I said pick a diamond.
All right.
It can change into a|heart while I'm holding it.
Well, go on,|show the audience.
If you're so great,
change it while|I'm holding it.
You won't give it back to me?
Well that's another|trick you've ruined.
Let's see,
I'll just have to|think of something else.
You mean you're not gonna|change my diamond into uh...
Jesus Christ.
What?
It turned into a heart
while I was holding it.
How'd he do that?
How'd he do that?
How did he do it?
How many times|do I have to tell you.
Do you want to|get out of here alive?
The kids good,|I'll give him that.
Sure he's good.
I got me maybe the best|magician in 50 years.
Team'd with the first|X-rated dummy on the block.
Eat your heart out.
You say he really|bombed here first time?
Yes.
Of course he didn't have|the dummy with him then.
The dummy helps.
No question.
Right.
Local talent?
No.
He was brought up near|Grossinger's in the Catskills.
I think his old|man was a limey.
Came here to work|in a health club
and gave massages.
Somethin' like that.
It's me.
Chick, It's old Gangrene.
Gangrene.
That's funny.
Quick into.
Corky, our visitor from|New York, George Todson.
How do you do sir?
You have a lot of potential.
Hey what about me?
You're terrific too Fats.
Thanks Mr. Wigston,
I mean Tubeston.
Todson.
Todson.
Now that's what I call funny.
Hey, you'll strain|your pacemaker.
Behave yourself.
Come here a second, will ya?
Ah, by the way,
how did you change|the diamond to the heart?
I'm the misdirection dummy.
While we're bullshittin',
you could bring an|elephant on to the stage.
Which is why this magician
will not bomb on the tube.
Why?
Because the goddamn|camera watches their faces
and not Corky's hands.
So you live and you learn.
See ya.
Bye.
Yeah, all right.
How'd it go?
Sen-f***in'-sational.
See I'm catching.
What happens next?
Well, we reel 'em in slow.
The same kind of|low key build up
we gave|Steve Martin last year.
I'm not lettin' you|near New York,
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