Madly in Love Page #3

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- Then go out! - I don`t want to!

I mean, I will.

She`s not here,

let`s look somewhere else.

A friend of mine

met a girl.

As soon as he saw her

he got a stroke.

Because she was not that nice,

she was a monster.

But you are beautiful.

- Have you ever been in love?

- Not really.

- When I was a girl I had a

terrible "crash". - What?

When you get suddenly in love.

- A crush.

- Have you ever been in love?

- Never so seriously, until today.

- Are you in love? I am happy for you.

- Who`s she?

- Are you kidding?

- I am in love with you.

- Yes, I knew.

But love declarations

embarrass me a lot.

I received the last one

from one of the Krupp..

...the cannons` producers.

- Do you love me or not?

- If not, I`ll kill myself.

- I don`t believe you.

- Then say something.

- Shall I ? - You say and you`ll see.

- No.

- No?

But...

Now I must kill myself.

I am going to kill myself.

Barnaba?

Barnaba!

Barnaba?

Barnaba!

Barnaba!

Barnaba!

- Barnaba!

- Pss... - Barnaba!

You are alive.

- And what if I kiss you in public?

- I would slap you.

- But, if we`d get married...

- You and I?

We would be a great couple.

You are beautiful

and I am much better than you are.

- There are some problems.

- I have no problems.

I see, the age difference.

In 20 years you`ll be 40,

but it doesn`t matter.

PEDLAR SHOUTING:

Ehi, come here.

ARAB SPEAKING:

- Do you like it? - Why?

- For the bedroom.

- A white carpet would fit it.

- Are you crazy?

You`re right,

a dark carpet is better.

ARAB SPEAKING IMITATION

He can`t understand.

ARAB SPEAKING:

- He says he doesn`t have dark carpets.

- No dark carpets?

Go away! Shame of you?

ARAB INSULTING:

- You ass-hole!

- Everybody likes you, don`t they?

Yes.

- Give me the cap.

- Why?

I am going to dive.

Wow!

Madame de Tebe, the famous fortune teller

will show your futur...

...on the palm of your hands.

The clouds are clearing away...

...I can see a wedding.

You`ll get married very soon.

I can see your husband.

Yes, I can see him!

He`s tall...

...wide shoulders...

...intelligent eyes...

...and a nice smile.

Yes! That`s your man!

He`s a mark on his body.

Three dots...

...star shaped

near his navel.

Three dots

just on his navel.

I can see!

I can read his name!

What a nice name!

It starts with "B"!

Ba... Ba... Barnaba!

- Did you talked to each other?

- No.

- Confess it, you gave her money.

- No.

How could she know those things?

- She`s my aunt! - Cheater!

Swindler! Buffoon!

- You are good!

- I`ll tell you a secret.

- I am a police lieutenenat.

- Lieuttenant? - Yes.

- Strange, I though you were a General.

- Miss, you won a doll!

I don`t like it.

I want the monkey.

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