Made in America Page #3

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You're late.

Well, of course

I'm late, Teddy.

Hello there, folks.

How y'all doing?

Jesus Christ.

A bear?

You said llama.

I may have mentioned llama.

Bears are really big right now.

Boris is getting restless, Ted.

You better go put on your suit.

Now, this is bullshit.

We're done with circus.

You promised me barnyard--

Chicken, geese, cows, beavers.

Who is this guy?

He's the trainer.

You liked the zebra.

Hell I liked the zebra.

You loved the chimp.

Remember? Little Larry?

Larry? Yeah,

I liked Larry.

Couldn't drive worth sh*t,

but i liked him.

The bear's got to work now.

He hasn't eaten yet.

What the hell happened to--

Nothing.

The light's total sh*t!

Now, we had a 7:
00 call!

We've been waiting for hours.

Why are we using this a**hole?

I told you I never

wanted to see him again.

We're shooting

a truck commercial.

He thinks it's

gone with the goddamn wind!

What the hell's that supposed to mean,

"The bear hasn't eaten yet"?

Hey, Jose!

Morning, chief.

It's technical.

Technical, my ass.

Hello there, Bobby!

Don't give them away.

Oh! Red light!

Hey, how you doing?

You look beautiful.

Green light. Selling cars is what you do,

And advertising is what I do.

Will you put on the suit?

The bear's on the clock.

You're killing me.

Hi. Listen, we're getting

40 new trucks in an hour.

Laura's going for take-Out.

What do you want?

Uh, 3 packs of marlboros

and some cheese. Yeah.

Some cheese.

You ok?

Much better.

Are you the girl Daryl

was telling us about?

Nah, you couldn't be her.

Thank you.

Uh-Huh.

He's done this before, right?

Stand back, now.

Ok.

I look like my mother.

Uh-Oh.

Oh, look at that.

Sh*t.

Get! Come on.

God damn it!

Oh, God!

What the hell is this?

Ohh!

I need to talk to you.

Oh. Hey, you think you

can help me with this?

It kind of got stuck.

Just hold onto this.

When I say go, you pull.

All right. Go.

You've got Detroit on line 4.

Oh, my God.

I'll call back later.

That must be the girl Daryl's

been telling us about.

Oh, hell.

Look at that.

Uh, listen, Zorro,

I think you're sweet

and everything--

It's Zora.

Zora. Whatever.

But, uh...

I'm not really into this

whole black-White thing,

And right now,

I got a commercial to shoot.

But, hey, let's stay in touch.

Ciao.

I need to talk to you!

It's really important!

Will you just listen?

I'll listen to you.

Does this make us ready?

Yes. We're ready.

What, he's wearing this?

He looks great.

What the hell is this?

Oh, here. Hold that.

Ready to run a rehearsal, everybody!

Boris should meet Hal.

Hal, you got to meet the bear.

All right, I'll meet the bear.

Hello, Bear.

I'm Hal Jackson.

Whoa!

Jesus lord!

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