Synopsis: The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his brother Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you!
Production: 20th Century Fox
  2 wins & 6 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
105 min

We Federalesi, not martyrs. / i

This is suicide. / i

It is just another

Missing girl in Mexico. / i

Why do you care so much for it / i

Because a witness against Torreza / i

I swear to you that so far

certainly on his side. / i

All nadrogirana to unconsciousness.

We do not have to do this / i

If we will not we, who will? / i

Stop operation! Do not you

dare to arrest Torreza fag / i

Machete Son of a b*tch,

Why not listen to my commands? / i

We will all die because of you!

Secure the area and wait for reinforcements / i

Do you hear mater ti jebem! / i

Whatever happens .../ i

With you I am, boss. / i

This is the boss.

Sorry. / i

Put on.

- Too hot for clothes.

carefully. / i

Spaava Torreza of me?

You got balls.

It looks like me.

What is this long, hard thing?

My machete.

- Is it sharp?


- Good.

I got him.


- E Machete .../ i

told you that stood

operation fag. / i

If you obey me, do not

we caught the bastard. / i

What I was?

- Great love, great.

This happens when you want to be a hero. / i,

Why are you so stubborn?

I own the entire police

not only in Mexico.

Possess a state prosecutor,

possession of Marshall ...

Why can not I own you?

You should have taken the money that I

I offered to turn his head.

What's your price?

Maybe I should ask your wife.

Your daughter is now in school, right?

I do not think so.

Honorable death would be to cut your head.

But ...

You do not deserve an honorable death.

burn all / i


Place for day-laborers, Texas

... With us now Franklin

Jonah, Deputy Director / i

our local offices for

immigration policy. / i

Thanks, I'm glad I'm here. / i

What measures taken to

securing our borders? / i

We work with local police

to improve control, / i

but between Mexico and the United States

more than 3200 km border, / i

more than half of that

here in Texas. / i

We must attack the problem at source. / i

There is an entire support network, which does not

helps illegal immigrants cross the border only / i

than helping them, and that

be accommodated when they arrive. / i

We must expose and break down the

network, it is our top priority, / i

our most talented ICE

agents investigating a matter. / i

Agent Rivera, 23rd day

Monitoring for Operation "Network".

It is suspected that a network of leading women

named Luz, codenamed "She."

Luz is in his van for

tacos in place for day-laborers.

Eno interesting, people.

He's new.

Check the database for

possible criminal background.

Male, Hispanic, scars, tattoos.

"Do not f*** with me,

I will not I be with you "attitude.

Today work, pay tomorrow. / i

Need gardeners / i

U.S. border - Mexico

Here, comes out. / i

Hurry / i

We have not arrived.

You can not leave us here / i

Sick said. / i

Time to assemble!

Habla English?

I will not even Mexican.

You know, to disturb private property.

The land of my fathers.

Jesus, can not you see that she is pregnant?

If you are born here, became a citizen.

Like you and me.

I know that most of us do not like.

They call us avengers.

But actually it is about awareness.

Someone must of bdijeti

this our great nation.

Otherwise, Texas will

Become Mexico.

Who will stop them senators?

I will.

Welcome to America.

Have recorded everything?

Burn my DVD, my rich

supporters will like it, really.

Invasion began.

Parasites have crossed our borders / i

and pollute our land,

parasites on our system. / i

being destroyed us inside. / i

But Senator John McLauglin

a plan of attack. / i

will fight to keep

illegal immigrants out / i

It supports electricity

fence on the border, / i

no amnesty for parasites. / i

John McLaughlin wants

protect you from attackers. / i

Vote for re-election

Senator John McLaughlin. / i

Listing Committee has paid for re-

Selection Senator John McLaughlin. / i

Hey ugly, do you want to fight? / i

Do not tell me to reject

$ 500 for 5 minutes. / I

Come on girls, fight / i

He broke his arm, almost / i

f***ed you, clown! / i

Thank you.

Can one with beans and cheese, coffee and Ole.

We have coffee Ole.

- Then usual.

Without saliva, please.

Why do you come to acting

here just for coffee?

Does not act, I really love

cheap and greasy machine.

May refuse service to anyone.

Such is the American way.

- Yes, their nationals.

Got documents?

Like last time you checked.

And before that.

Like the time before that, do you know her?

Just like last time

you checked.

Do you think this is what you do ispavno?

Privodi brothers and sisters!

Deportira them back into private hells.

- Such is the law.

There are many laws.

- Certainly, immigration fraud,

pomahanje of illegally entering the country,

holding food at improper conditions,

but you do not know about anything, right?

Can I have your tacos?

Who is she?

I hear it takes an illegal network.

How can I know? I only real tacos

and sell them to the workers of this world.

Fill their stomachs

something other than hatred.

Funny, sounds like

something she said.

See you later.

latest polls show a steep

decline in support for John McLaughlin / i

his tvrdolinijska

attitudes about immigration. / i


$ 70 per day for the gardens,

$ 100 for roofing,

$ 125 for septic, sewage.

Have you ever killed anyone?

Do you know this guy?

Senator John McLaughlin.

Independent Candidate

puionicara the district.

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Robert Rodriguez

Robert Anthony Rodriguez is an American filmmaker, screenwriter, and musician. He shoots and produces many of his films in Mexico and his home state, Texas. more…

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