Lycan Page #4

- Oh, come on, dude.

You're killing me right now.

My world was going under

I needed love

But got a doctor

I'm outta control

I'm outta control

He gave me pills

to forget I missed ya

You take some more

And you'll be better

And I'm outta control

I'm outta control

They say I've

got one, two, three

Some kind of ABC

But that's all part of me

Hey, there's

pills for that too

There's pills for heartache

There's pills to

fall in love too

Go ahead, take a picture

I might as well be a statue

A tourist attraction

- They heard scratching,

so they got in their

car and drove off.

Then when he walking

her back from her door,

he saw a hook in

the roof of his car.

- And let me guess,

the killer was there.

Oh my God.

- You know, I heard

this story before,

but in the version I heard,

the girl he took home

was the serial killer.

Yeah.

Fill me up, Kenny.

- You getting pretty wasted

off that Sprite, Irving?

- Yeah, you guys laugh it up,

but while you cats are

in the Betty Ford clinic,

I'll have already

made my first million.

- Yeah, you hang out with a lot

of sober millionaires, Irving?

Does anybody else need a drink?

- I do.

- I'll make you

something special.

- I'm not old enough

to drink, silly,

so no funny business.

- Stop trying to corrupt

my pledge, Kenny.

- I was always told

to follow my heart.

- You doing okay?

- A bit for me,

and a little bit for you.

Here you go, Chrissy.

- Thank you, Kenny.

- I like the Sprite

on you, Kenny.

- Sorry.

- Gonna get me

another drink, bro?

- Here, have mine.

- No, I'll get you

another one, man.

It's no problem.

- No, don't worry about it.

I wasn't really thirsty.

Blair just wanted

to mess with Kenny.

- That's f***ed up, Blair.

- I have a story.

- Oh, this'll be good.

- Come on, Blair.

I know you can be nice.

- Really, Blake?

- You done?

Okay, well,

there was this couple.

They were madly in love,

so they wanted to have kids.

- Yeah, that's novel.

- That's not the story.

Like most men, he

wanted to have a son,

you know, carry on his name.

- Uh, such a man.

- Unfortunately for

the husband, however,

a daughter was born,

but despite his disappointment,

the wife hoped he'd grow

to love their little girl,

but over the years,

the couple actually grew

further and further apart,

and one summer, for the little

girl's eleventh birthday,

the mother planned

a camping trip

to try and reunite the family.

- That's a dumb

woman right there.

- Their first

night in the woods,

something unimaginable happened.

- They had like a really

solid family camping trip?

- Should I finish?

- Sorry.

- That same night,

their daughter awoke

from her nightmare.

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