LUV Page #3

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THIS YOU.

- OH, SH*T.

- THAT'S YOU.

- OH, SH*T.

UH-OH, GOOD SEATS TOO, BABY.

ALL RIGHT.

- I GOT YOU.

- ALL RIGHT.

WELL, F*** THEM STEELERS.

I KNOW YOU GOT ME.

- HEY, WOOD.

LET'S GO.

- THAT MAN REALLY LIKE

THE RAVENS, HUH?

- YEAH, HE BLEED PURPLE.

YOU LIKE THE RAVENS?

- YEAH.

WHY YOU AIN'T TAKE ME

TO THE GAME?

- NAH, SEE THAT WAS BUSINESS.

SOMETIMES, YOU AIN'T GO ALL THE CASH.

YOU GOTTA THROW IN

SOMETHING THEY LOVE.

FAIR EXCHANGE:

AIN'T NO ROBBERY.

[camera clicking]

- A MAN OVER THERE WATCHING US.

- LET HIM LOOK.

YOU GOT YOUR SHIRT TUCKED IN?

- YEP.

[blows raspberry]

- QUIT MAKING THAT NOISE

AND SIT UP.

HEY, MAN,

PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN.

PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN.

- AH, MR. WOODS.

- HEY, MR. BARNES.

HOW YOU DOING, SIR?

- GOOD,

THANKS FOR DROPPING IN.

WHAT, NO SCHOOL

FOR YOU TODAY, YOUNG MAN?

- AH, TODAY IS OUR DAY.

I'M JUST TAKING HIM OU AND SHOW HOW BUSINESS OPERATES.

- AND YOU ARE HERE...

TO TRY AND GET A LOAN

FOR $150,000.

WHAT'S THE PROPERTY WORTH?

- $250,000.

- DO YOU HAVE THE EXECUTIVE

SUMMARY THAT I ASKED FOR?

- OH, YEAH.

MR. BARNES,

I BELIEVE THERE'S

TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE

IN THIS WORLD.

OWNERS AND RENTERS.

I WANNA OWN SOMETHING.

- AND WHY IS I THAT YOU WANNA OWN

THE MARYLAND CUP

FACTORY BUILDING?

I MEAN, THAT PLACE

IS BARELY STANDING.

- IT'S LOCATION.

LOCATION, MR. BARNES.

THERE'S NO PLACE

ALONG THE HARBOR

WHERE PEOPLE CAN GO

FOR BIG CRABS AND LIVE MUSIC.

WE'RE GONNA RESTORE THE FEELING

OF PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE

BACK IN THE '50s.

LIKE THE WAY OUR PARENTS

USED TO DO IT.

I GET THE BEST CRABS

FOR THE CHEAPEST PRICE.

- HOW SO?

- IT'S ALL IN THE PLAN.

- "ALL IN THE PLAN."

I DON'T KNOW, YOU REALLY THINK

WE NEED ANOTHER CRAB SHACK?

THERE'S GOTTA BE 100 OF 'EM

IN BALTIMORE ALONE, HUH?

- IT'S NOT ONLY CRABS.

I MEAN, WE'RE CREATING

AN EXPERIENCE:

WHERE YOU GET TO CELEBRATE

LIFE'S GREATEST MOMENTS.

ANYTHING FROM WEDDINGS,

PROMS, CONCERTS.

WE COULD EVEN HAVE

BAR MITZVAHS THERE.

- WELL...

YOUR...CREDIT REPOR SEEMS TO BE...

GOOD.

YOUR BUSINESS PLAN IS...

INTRIGUING.

- [chuckling]

- SO, MR. WOODS--

- CALL ME MIKE.

- MIKE...

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I'M JUST GONNA--

JUST GONNA TALK:

TO THE BANK MANAGER.

- I THOUGH YOU WERE THE MANAGER.

- WE HAVE A LOT OF MANAGERS

AROUND HERE, EXCUSE ME.

- PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN, BUDDY.

WHEN DID YOU BECOME

SO HARD-HEADED?

PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN, MAN.

SIT UP STRAIGHT.

- WHY YOU

IN HERE LYING?

- I'M DOING WHAT I NEED TO DO

TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

- ALL RIGHT.

- MR. WOODS.

WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE.

THERE'S SECOND MORTGAGE

ON THAT PROPERTY.

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

- MR. WOODS,

YOUR LOAN IS DELINQUEN

AND IN SERIOUS DEFAULT.

- WELL, HOW MUCH DO I OWE?

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