Luna di miele in tre Page #2

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Do you make them yourself at home?

Are you an amateur chemist?

- I buy veterinary barbiturate.

- In Switzerland?

No, I buy them from Mexico.

You don't need me to tell you,

what you can find out by yourself...

But you told me to ask questions.

Right, I'm sorry.

I could jump through the window.

We are at the fifth floor.

But then...

The strangers, the neighbours...

for Heaven's sake!

My doctor told me that

you take care even...

of the background music.

Is this true?

Yes.

This is very nice of you.

And...

the repertory?

It's a personal choice,

that means you'll have

to tell me what you prefer.

Shall I put something to play?

Excuse me.

Never mind.

Listen to me please,

I can help you.

Truly!

Of course only if you want it.

Do you have with you

this tetra...?

Yes.

But if you permit,

you shouldn't do that by yourself.

Think it over.

You will need help.

These are the instructions,

we can see them together.

And...

if you have any questions, doubts,

if you change your mind,

just tell me.

For Labrador...

Excuse me, can you take

our picture, please?

- With the church.

- Thank you.

Can I take a picture with you?

Smile!

Thank you very much.

The 'Happy Birthday' set

or the 'I love you?'

Which is the biggest?

Both of them have 5 kilos of helium

but the number

of balloons is different.

The 'Happy Birthday' has 50

and the 'I love you' has 25.

These ones are heart shaped.

Which ones do you like?

Am I going to die by suffocation?

No, you won't.

You'll breathe normally

and faint immediately.

You'll feel a little

dizzy as in vertigo

because helium drastically

decreases the oxygen level.

You won't feel anything

after a few breaths.

Is this gas dangerous

for my sister?

No, it won't be dangerous.

Helium is an inert gas that

diffuses without causing any harm.

Otherwise they wouldn't use it

in children parties.

What?

What did you say?

I didn't hear that.

I just said that

there won't be any danger

since helium is an inert gas that

diffuses without causing any harm.

Read it...

No, you read it.

'Due to the abrupt

deterioration of my health

I cannot say any more that

I'm living.

I decided to accelerate

the process.

Let everyone know that I did

everything by myself. Filippo Porcelli.'

Perfect.

But you won't need it,

you'll see.

I don't have any longer a lot

of things to see, right?

I'm sorry.

Any other question?

Can I do it in bed?

Yes, provided that

you won't be lying.

Sitting?

Okay.

Look, we can stop at any time...

I'll ask again, tomorrow too.

You can say 'stop'

whenever you want.

See, Filippo? You can

still change your mind...

Tomorrow.

- Good bye.

- Come at 11:
00.

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