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What's your name?

Nuance.

That's not a name.

You're right.

Any other ideas?

I don't know.

I like Marie-Pierre.

Marie-Pierre's not bad.

Yes, Marie-Pierre's nice, like you.

- What's yours?

- Dagobert.

I should have known.

Hear that?

What?

That sound, from headphones.

Hear it?

It doesn't bother me.

It bothers me. Drives me nuts.

Up there. Be right back.

Could you...

What?

Could you turn that off?

We hear it back there.

Sorry. I'll turn it off, then.

Thanks.

There. Thanks a lot.

What about him?

He's a midget. You understand?

I can't say anything.

What an idiot I am!

Lucky he had his headphones on.

Aren't you overdoing it a little?

- Occupied!

- Sorry.

I've been having weird dreams.

Hi.

Where are you going?

- To the toilet.

- Sit down.

What d'you expect me to do with that?

- Thanks.

- Don't mention it.

Excuse me.

- What?

- Wake up.

Are you nuts? I was sleeping.

Yeah, but you...

You jerk! For chrissakes.

You outta your mind?

She has lice!

You okay?

An air pocket.

An air current that makes planes

suddenly lose altitude.

- Are you all right?

- Not at all.

So, it's northwest, 347.

Northwest...

- Can I help you?

- Wait a sec.

The weather's bad.

They're routing us to fox-kilo-fox,

i.e. Figari-South Corsica.

I know, thanks.

But there's no shame in it.

If you need anything...

Sure, no problem. I'll let you know.

Follow your steward.

Come on, you rascal.

Check.

SablA-sur-Sarthe...

CompiAgne.

Can I help?

No, I'm fine. Why?

- Because. Actually...

- Because why?

Because why?

Because I'm little?

No, not at all.

Funny, I hadn't even noticed.

That's not it at all.

I just like to help out.

That's how I am. It's my nature.

Altruistic.

My parents were altruistic very young

and I turned out that way.

I'll go sit down.

The little man!

Man, oh man...

Man... so much turbulence!

Without warning!

You okay, sir?

Gotta sleep.

Sorry,

you went "SablA-sur-Sarthe, humpf."

Like that.

I didn't go "SablA-sur-Sarthe, humpf."

I went "SablA-sur-Sarthe."

You just did it again.

- I did not.

- Yes, you did!

Ladies and gentlemen,

Captain Bordier speaking.

Please fasten your seatbelts.

The Weather is forcing us

to land in Figari-South Corsica.

Your hand, it'll comfort me.

This is great.

Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Bordier

speaking. Welcome to France.

Boss!

We've arrived.

- Not taking off your mask?

- Sure.

- He's crying.

- I am not.

You are.

You sure are.

It happens

when I think I'm going to die.

That's not bosslike, boss.

Did I sleep long?

Yes. I tried to wake you.

Why didn't you wake me?

This is ridiculous.

I told you to wake me in 4 minutes.

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