Lovesong Page #4

I broke into someone's house once.

- And I slept in their bed.

- What?

- And I stole some of their jewelry.

And I ate their food.

- What?

- And masturbated in their bed.

- What?

- Shush.

You need to be quiet.

- That's enough of that.

- Drink.

Truth or drink?

- Truth.

- Have you ever been fingered

when you have your period?

- I mean, of course I have.

- Really?

- I'm married.

- But it seems like Dean

wouldn't be into that.

- Dean's crazy.

- Really?

What do you mean he's crazy?

- I don't know, he's Asian.

- I thought that would

be the opposite of crazy.

- No, they're like crazy in bed, Asians.

He's, you know, I don't know.

I mean, I don't have much

to compare it to but I,

I don't know.

We have, like, one day a week

where we have anal sex.

- No way, it's

like, it's like it's a

day on your calendar'?

- Yeah.

- No, it's not.

- Yeah, Saturdays.

- No, it's not.

- I swear to god.

- That is so weird.

That is the weirdest

thing anyone's ever said.

- Anal Saturday.

I mean, we haven't had

sex in like months, but...

- Whatever, f*** him.

Have you ever had a threesome with Dean?

Okay, that means yes.

- No, no, no, I mean, it was nothing.

It was like...

- It's not nothing.

- This Brooklyn mom.

And it was his idea and

I just did it because

I felt like il I didn't, I don't know.

It was weird.

- God, you're just like blowing my mind.

I'm like, I can't even, I

can't even look at Dean now.

And like I don't even.

- I felt like I would

have been more into it

if it was like not his...

- Choice of a woman?

- Choice.

- No, you get to choose, f*** that.

Do you remember that one time

that we took the boy home in college

and you chickened out?

- I felt...

- What happened that night?

- I felt like, I don't know.

Like, I'd like, I felt like...

Really awkward and I,

it gave me a complex.

- Why?

A complex for what?

- Of like feeling like guys

wanna be with you more.

- No way!

No, that's not even, you

remembered it all wrong.

- No.

- That's just your insecurity.

- It's not.

I just, I could tell.

Like, he, like I felt

like I was intruding...

- Not even true.

I didn't even have fun.

I wanted you there.

It's okay.

It's okay.

What we're following

What we want sometimes

Where you're going to live

What we're following

Where we wander free

- Slow down!

That?

- Yep, that's where we're going.

- I don't like chocolate

- Yes you do!

- I do not like it

- Oh yes, you do.

- I don't like chocolate.

- Oh yes you do like chocolate.

You don't scream.

You don't scream.

Oh no

- Hello?

- Hello.

- Hang on.

- Dean called this morning'?

- Mm-hmm.

- And?

- He just...

Was calling to check on Jessie.

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