Loves of a Blonde

Synopsis: A factory manager in rural Czechoslovakia bargains with the army to send men to the area, to boost the morale of his young female workers, deprived of male company since the local boys have been conscripted. The army sends reservists, mostly married middle-aged men - and the local beauty Andula, spurns those bold enough to try to win her, for the jazz pianist, newly come from Prague to perform. He seduces her and impresses her, telling her "most women are round, like guitars but you are a guitar by Picasso". Staying the night with him causes a lecture on a young woman's honour at her hostel so she throws over her other suitors and makes her way to Prague to find the young man. His protective Mamma and weary Pappa are not pleased when she arrives on the doorstep with her suitcase.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Milos Forman
Production: Prominent Films
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 2 wins & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
93%
NOT RATED
Year:
1965
88 min
5 Views

What happened yesterday

doesn't happen every day

As lovely as a dream

And I love her so, oh, yeah

And I love her so, oh, yeah

So this great love of mine

turned me into a hooligan

I whisper in her little ear

What lovely lips you have

Why aren't you kissing me?

And I love her so, oh, yeah

And I love her so, oh, yeah

So this great love of mine

turned me into a hooligan

I whisper in her little ear

What beautiful eyes you have

You're just kidding me

And I love her so, oh, yeah

And I love her so, oh, yeah

LOVES OF A BLONDE

I whisper in her little ear

What pretty hair you have

Why don't you play with it?

And I love her so, oh, yeah

And I love her so, oh, yeah

So this great love of mine

turned me into a hooligan

I whisper in her little ear

What a pretty blouse you have

Why don't you take it off?:

And I love her so, oh, yeah

And I love her so, oh, yeah

So this great love of mine

turned me into a hooligan

I whisper in her little ear

What a nice skirt you have

Why don't you slip it off?:

And I love her so, oh, yeah

And I love her so, oh, yeah

So this great love of mine

turned me into a hooligan

I whisper in her little ear

Let's go to the movies

It's a stupid movie

God, isn't that just beautiful?

Can I borrow it?

- Just for a minute, okay?

- All right.

Gee, it's so gorgeous.

- Is it gold?

- Of course.

The real thing?

You think he would give me

anything else?

Let me have it for a while.

Did you notice the stone?

It's a real diamond.

A real one?

Yes. Look how it sparkles.

I've never seen a real diamond.

He told me it was.

- He's nice, isn't he?

- Really nice.

Do you have his picture?

What color are his eyes?

Well... they're... sort of...

I don't really know.

Well, then...

You've got to put it higher.

He's half a head taller.

About like this?

That's it.

You look great together.

And what did you give him?

Nothing yet.

That's dumb, isn't it?

It is dumb. You've got

to give him something.

Yes, but what?

Is that yours?

What do you think you're doing,

hanging things on the trees?

You can't do that.

You can't just hang things up like that.

You'll dress up the whole forest.

I don't think it's going to hurt

the trees, is it?

No, but a deer could be going by,

you know,

and see a tie on a tree

and get scared.

Have you ever seen a startled deer?

No.

This is what he does.

See? Did you like it?

We could listen to his bleating

together some time.

What do you say?

Well, how about it?

I don't know.

He told me all about

those animals, see?

Like they don't live together

all the time, like people do.

And the animals

do it only once a year,

when it's mating time, see?

Then they're single again

and they just live on their own

without any commitments--

not like people.

Only the wild geese,

they're like people, see?

- They are?

- Yes.

They live together

for up to 120 years.

- They do?

- Isn't that something?

And imagine, when they...

like when he shoots down

either him, see, or her...

- The goose?

- Yes.

Then the other one remains alone,

even for a hundred years.

What about Tonda?

Well... he, when we went away...

we left the tie hanging there

and when we came back,

it was still hanging there,

so I guess he didn't come.

Will you go out with this guy?

I don't know.

The trouble is, he's married.

- He is?

- Yeah.

Fine, but we can't ignore the fact

that we need the people here.

Of course, that's right.

We need them.

If a girl has a real reason,

like if she has a boyfriend...

she'll get married,

if it's serious.

She'll marry him

and then maybe move away.

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Miloš Forman

Jan Tomáš Forman (born 18 February 1932 in Čáslav), known as Miloš Forman, is a Czech film director, screenwriter, actor, and professor, who until 1968 lived and worked primarily in Czechoslovakia. more…

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