Loves Her Gun Page #5

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- You got a job?

- Yes.

- I'm gonna be a landscaper.

- Already?

You're gonna be...

No, that's great. That's great.

That's really nice of you.

Just for like a week or so,

right?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

I mean, like,

she's doing me a favor.

I have so much work to do and

I just need somebody, so...

No, I dig it. It's great.

Awesome.

- So, um...

- What?

So, it's not far from here.

I'll just...

- I'll text Zoe.

- Okay.

- The address, so...

- Okay.

- Yeah.

- Okay. - Awesome.

Want to do something fun?

I think we should celebrate.

- Okay.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Something Texas.

- Right now?

- Yeah, right now.

- All right, so take this.

- Um, yeah.

Here, which one you

want? Take that one.

- Let's go. Do you like beer?

- Yes.

We should get beer.

Can you buy beer right now?

Literally?

I don't know. You live here.

All right. You like water?

- Where are we going?

- I'm not telling.

It's a secret.

I think he was serious.

About the band and everything.

I think...

I don't know.

Have you talked to him?

No.

I know, but he's gotten mad

before.

- I just think that this is one of those things where he gets...

- Not this way.

Yeah, but not this way.

He's serious.

He's out of the band.

We're gonna be good.

We're gonna make it.

- It'll be okay.

- You know?

- Everything's gonna be okay.

- Yeah. It's me and you.

- He needs his space.

- You're still my best friend.

- You're my best friend.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- I'm not worried.

- You're okay?

- Are you worried?

- I'm not worried.

- I'm not worried.

- I'm just a little bit sad.

- We'll be okay.

- You're okay?

Promise me

you'll have fun today.

Yeah.

At least today. We'll figure

that sh*t out later.

Don't leave me.

Okay, y'all ready to go tubin'?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Okay. The main thing

you watch about

- is when you get on the rapids...

- Yeah.

Is where you see the roughest

water...

That's where you know it's gonna

be the...

Most fun?

Well, fun, or you can get

hurt on it.

And always try to keep your

head out of the rocks

and everything.

And don't go doing

no stupid stuff

like climbing up the cliffs

and jumping off.

A lot of people think it's deep

water, but you never know.

- There may be a log hidden under.

- Yeah.

- And it's where snakes live.

- Yeah.

- Snakes?

- Snakes?

Yeah, and then when

you get into their home,

they can be real offensive.

Welcome to Texas,

100 ways to die.

- Most of them are on the water.

- Yeah.

They'll bite you, but...

Then you might have to get you two

or three people to take them off.

What? Really?

Yeah, they got fangs, and

when they bite you, they...

You're scaring her.

She's from New York.

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